The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[dad]

we recently hired a house cleaner to come clean bi-weekly. today is her first day. she hadn't made it to the master bathroom, and i was trying to hold off using the bathroom to poop, but like doug, i could wait any longer. i did a courtesy flush and sprayed so hopefully the smell is gone because she's in there now.

It's not. Do you only have one bathroom in your house?

no, but i didn't want to use the guest bath, which is closest to the living room, where she was dusting. and i didn't want to use the upstairs bathroom because that's just weird given that she'd be in a common area downstairs. I work in the dining/kitchen area...it's an open floor plan. i wanted the comfort of the master bath.

[JuanHamm]

we recently hired a house cleaner to come clean bi-weekly. today is her first day. she hadn't made it to the master bathroom, and i was trying to hold off using the bathroom to poop, but like doug, i could wait any longer. i did a courtesy flush and sprayed so hopefully the smell is gone because she's in there now.

It's not. Do you only have one bathroom in your house?

no, but i didn't want to use the guest bath, which is closest to the living room, where she was dusting. and i didn't want to use the upstairs bathroom because that's just weird given that she'd be in a common area downstairs. I work in the dining/kitchen area...it's an open floor plan. i wanted the comfort of the master bath.

Why would it be weird for you to be upstairs while she is downstairs?

Are you keeping an eye on her?

[dad]

we recently hired a house cleaner to come clean bi-weekly. today is her first day. she hadn't made it to the master bathroom, and i was trying to hold off using the bathroom to poop, but like doug, i could wait any longer. i did a courtesy flush and sprayed so hopefully the smell is gone because she's in there now.

It's not. Do you only have one bathroom in your house?

no, but i didn't want to use the guest bath, which is closest to the living room, where she was dusting. and i didn't want to use the upstairs bathroom because that's just weird given that she'd be in a common area downstairs. I work in the dining/kitchen area...it's an open floor plan. i wanted the comfort of the master bath.

Why would it be weird for you to be upstairs while she is downstairs?

Are you keeping an eye on her?

it's weird because there's only a bonus room/area upstairs, and the bathroom is at the top of the stairs, and oh god i'm giving the whole layout of my home, please don't rob me.

no, i'm not keeping an eye on her.

[JuanHamm]

we recently hired a house cleaner to come clean bi-weekly. today is her first day. she hadn't made it to the master bathroom, and i was trying to hold off using the bathroom to poop, but like doug, i could wait any longer. i did a courtesy flush and sprayed so hopefully the smell is gone because she's in there now.

It's not. Do you only have one bathroom in your house?

no, but i didn't want to use the guest bath, which is closest to the living room, where she was dusting. and i didn't want to use the upstairs bathroom because that's just weird given that she'd be in a common area downstairs. I work in the dining/kitchen area...it's an open floor plan. i wanted the comfort of the master bath.

Why would it be weird for you to be upstairs while she is downstairs?

Are you keeping an eye on her?

it's weird because there's only a bonus room/area upstairs, and the bathroom is at the top of the stairs, and oh god i'm giving the whole layout of my home, please don't rob me.

no, i'm not keeping an eye on her.

I still don't understand

[spike]

I think he didn’t want to make it obvious that he was pooping.

[dad]

I think he didn’t want to make it obvious that he was pooping.

yes, thank you.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

If there is a balcony and the upstairs bathroom is in view of the living room, then I get it.

[spike]

I think he didn’t want to make it obvious that he was pooping.

yes, thank you.

Tommy shits in other people’s homes for a living, so he has no shame.

[JuanHamm]

I think he didn’t want to make it obvious that he was pooping.

yes, thank you.

Tommy shits in other people’s homes for a living, so he has no shame.

Yeah, I'm the weird one here

[dad]

I think he didn’t want to make it obvious that he was pooping.

yes, thank you.

Tommy shits in other people’s homes for a living, so he has no shame.

Yeah, I'm the weird one here

the house is pretty quiet. i'm also used to being here by myself, so it'll take some time to get used to her being here every two weeks. i've always been pretty weird about pooping. in fact, when i was younger i wouldn't go in public, and when i'm home with a stranger in my house, even though it's my house, it feels like i'm in public.

edit: i do go in public now, but it took years to get over the fact that someone would hear me pooping.

[JuanHamm]

I think he didn’t want to make it obvious that he was pooping.

yes, thank you.

Tommy shits in other people’s homes for a living, so he has no shame.

Yeah, I'm the weird one here

the house is pretty quiet. i'm also used to being here by myself, so it'll take some time to get used to her being here every two weeks. i've always been pretty weird about pooping. in fact, when i was younger i wouldn't go in public, and when i'm home with a stranger in my house, even though it's my house, it feels like i'm in public.

edit: i do go in public now, but it took years to get over the fact that someone would hear me pooping.

Tell me about your mother

[doug rr]

do you ever try to poop really fast so people think you're just peeing?

[dad]

I think he didn’t want to make it obvious that he was pooping.

yes, thank you.

Tommy shits in other people’s homes for a living, so he has no shame.

Yeah, I'm the weird one here

the house is pretty quiet. i'm also used to being here by myself, so it'll take some time to get used to her being here every two weeks. i've always been pretty weird about pooping. in fact, when i was younger i wouldn't go in public, and when i'm home with a stranger in my house, even though it's my house, it feels like i'm in public.

edit: i do go in public now, but it took years to get over the fact that someone would hear me pooping.

Tell me about your mother

how much time to you have?

do you ever try to poop really fast so people think you're just peeing?

i'm over doing it in public now, but as i said, it took years to get to that point.

[JuanHamm]

Confession - I'm a stall pee-er

[dad]

wow, what a weirdo.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I don’t like pooping in public because it’s gross. Going at work, as I am doing RIGHT NOW, is fine though.

I totally get where dad is coming from on his present situation.

[dad]

I don’t like pooping in public because it’s gross. Going at work, as I am doing RIGHT NOW, is fine though.

I totally get where dad is coming from on his present situation.

thank you.

[doug rr]

growing up my dad would always poop in the morning with the door open..he would read the sports page while doing so...one day while he was pooping he wrote an opinion letter to the denver post about what to name the potential mlb team that might come to denver...the article was posted but we didn't get a team..

[spike]

You guys must be loud poopers. Is it the farting or the grunting?

[dad]

growing up my dad would always poop in the morning with the door open..he would read the sports page while doing so...one day while he was pooping he wrote an opinion letter to the denver post about what to name the potential mlb team that might come to denver...the article was posted but we didn't get a team..

what was his suggestion?