Things you have an irrational love for

[daft twat]

The first shit at home after being on vacation.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Chris_H_2]

I love this guy

[doug rr]

I love this guy

the whole cast around that guy are great

[dad]

I love this guy

the whole cast around that guy are great

yes, absolutely.

[doug rr]

I love this guy

the whole cast around that guy are great

yes, absolutely.

"i'll give you $100 if you can tell me what this is"

"scotch egg"

[wease]

Led Zeppelin

[dad]

popcorn.

[doug rr]

it creeps me out to no end but that liz phair commercial for some clothing company called evereve...its so bad its good

[spike]

A-frame houses

[lennytheweedwhacker]

spike

[doug rr]

A-frame houses

post your favorite a-frame house

[spike]

A-frame houses

post your favorite a-frame house

It’d be like choosing a favorite child.

[wease]

A-frame houses

post your favorite a-frame house

It’d be like choosing a favorite child.

Every parent has a favorite child. The trick is not letting them know it.

[BurtReynolds]

I once lived in an A-frame. What a magical time.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I love Burt, for some reason.

[dad]

those carl's jr, "big carl" commercials. they're genuinely stupid ads, but i can't help laughing every time they say big carl because it sounds like a euphemism for taking a dump.

[wease]

those carl's jr, "big carl" commercials. they're genuinely stupid ads, but i can't help laughing every time they say big carl because it sounds like a euphemism for taking a dump.

They need to put Kate Upton back in their ads

[dad]

those carl's jr, "big carl" commercials. they're genuinely stupid ads, but i can't help laughing every time they say big carl because it sounds like a euphemism for taking a dump.

They need to put Kate Upton back in their ads

i bet she takes a big carl now and then.

[wease]

those carl's jr, "big carl" commercials. they're genuinely stupid ads, but i can't help laughing every time they say big carl because it sounds like a euphemism for taking a dump.

They need to put Kate Upton back in their ads

i bet she takes a big carl now and then.

I got a big Carl to give her.