Twitter (currently known as X)

[BurtReynolds]

Speaking of annoying shit that pops up in my feeds, I've seen that guy far too often. I think he just makes bizarre tweets to get attention.

[JuanHamm]

Mission accomplished, I guess

[spike]

Speaking of annoying shit that pops up in my feeds, I've seen that guy far too often. I think he just makes bizarre tweets to get attention.

[tree_]

Are those tanning bed eyes?

[dad]

they sure as hell aren’t Bette Davis eyes.

[VinylGuy]

She looks she hasn’t got some good sleep in a few days

[Ello Sailor]

they sure as hell aren’t Bette Davis eyes.

[BurtReynolds]

[Rangi Guy]

Pretty sure I just watched a doode die in that clip

[Ello Sailor]

Fortunately, no doodes died:

"Nino Mamaladze, a ministry of health official, said that 11 people were injured, with an estimated eight people being taken to the hospital. All are in a stable condition, with none having suffered critical or life-threatening injuries."

[Ello Sailor]

Aight never mind, Twitter is the best.

[B]

Is she having a baby truck?

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Bi_3]

[BurtReynolds]

Pole vaulting is such an insane sport.

[Ello Sailor]

I've hated pole vault ever since I saw that clip of the dude catching his ballsack on the way down.

[Ello Sailor]

Upon closer inspection, women's pole vault is fine.

[wease]

Pole vaulting is such an insane sport.

Holy shit. I was sure he wouldn’t make it. In slow motion it looked like he could grab the pole on his way back down.

[Jorge]

[spike]

crack… isn’t whack?