The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread
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Directed by Elizabeth Banks. Starring Keri Russell. Hellyah, I'm in.
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meh, not interested really. The trailer looked tired to say the least.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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I don't know what I expected, but this looks really dumb. Not dumb enough for me to remove the transformers off my desk however...
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i was never a Beast Wars guy, so I'm not that interested. Maybe when it hits the 5$ theatre.
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Cautiously optimistic
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Never heard of it
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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My co-worker is eating almonds right now
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Tell them great job.epilogue wrote:My co-worker is eating almonds right now
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Tall them they're going straight to hell!!!lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Tell them great job.epilogue wrote:My co-worker is eating almonds right now
"I really enjoy sandwiches but the other guys are so good at making sandwiches that I don't make them. Now I make sandwiches."
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She said "Um, okay... thanks?"
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She's most welcomeepilogue wrote:She said "Um, okay... thanks?"
"I really enjoy sandwiches but the other guys are so good at making sandwiches that I don't make them. Now I make sandwiches."
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Rangi Guy wrote:She's most welcomeepilogue wrote:She said "Um, okay... thanks?"
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TRANSFORMES VS GODZILLA VS KING KONG VS FAST AND THE FURIOUSRangi Guy wrote:
I don't know what I expected, but this looks really dumb. Not dumb enough for me to remove the transformers off my desk however...
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It's too little too late, but I appreciate that they are finally getting the designs right, instead of the coked out, junkyard bullshit aesthetic of the other movies. This is actually an good up-res of the iconic designs.


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And this? This is dogshit and anyone who thinks this is good design should be deeply ashamed.


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yeah, thats awful
i only saw the first of these movies, which number is this one? 8?
also i notice there is no celebrity here, is this a dying franchise?
i only saw the first of these movies, which number is this one? 8?
also i notice there is no celebrity here, is this a dying franchise?
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Despite one of the most aggressive marketing campaigns in recent memory, Black Adam stands to lose Warners $100 million theatrically: https://variety.com/2022/film/box-offic ... 235449487/
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Did you see it? Was it good?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait