The Dating Thread

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I've foresworn it. I wish you good luck, Coach. Entertain us with your stories

I am seeing someone exclusively right now but if that changes or if I have stories to share I will.

Give her to me.

As RM’s sovereign, it is your rite.

Thank you, my loyal second in command and occasional plaything

You’re welcome, my horny king.

Who is the guy staring at us?

[Coach]

I've foresworn it. I wish you good luck, Coach. Entertain us with your stories

I am seeing someone exclusively right now but if that changes or if I have stories to share I will.

Give her to me.

She is very independent but ok.

[Coach]

I am still dating this girl exclusively so my dating profile is hidden, so no good stories.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Thinking about signing up for some dating courses. Anybody have any experience or tips?

[spike]

warm, yet distant

[The Argonaut]

Thinking about signing up for some dating courses. Anybody have any experience or tips?

What sort of things will they teach?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Thinking about signing up for some dating courses. Anybody have any experience or tips?

What sort of things will they teach?

I have no idea.

[knee tunes]

Kissing 101
Listening 401
Not Smelling 202
Being Funny 301
etc.

[The Argonaut]

Thinking about signing up for some dating courses. Anybody have any experience or tips?

What sort of things will they teach?

I have no idea.

Only one way to find out, I suppose

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Thinking about signing up for some dating courses. Anybody have any experience or tips?

What sort of things will they teach?

I have no idea.

Only one way to find out, I suppose

I count two.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Kissing 101
Listening 401
Not Smelling 202
Being Funny 301
etc.

I'm good at three of those.

[Ello Sailor]

We should crowdfund Lenny's enrolment in Andrew Tate's Hustler University. Shit would be hilarious.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

We should crowdfund Lenny's enrolment in Andrew Tate's Hustler University. Shit would be hilarious.

Wat why

[Alex]

We should crowdfund Lenny's enrolment in Andrew Tate's Hustler University. Shit would be hilarious.

Wat why

Unreal.

[Alex]

I think we’re long overdue for a Coach update.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Thinking about signing up for some dating courses. Anybody have any experience or tips?

This was made up, btw

[spike]

We know.

[The Argonaut]

wtf

[Coach]

I think we’re long overdue for a Coach update.

Ok sure.

I'll use nick names to keep things confidential.

The headline is that in early March I made an unforced error and screwed things up with the tall girl I told you guys about awhile back. She really dug me and I blew her off one weekend for someone else and I really regret it.

So, I apologized to her and attempted to re-establish contact with her over the last few weeks. I was totally honest with her and thankfully we are due to grab coffee this weekend to try to get things back on track. But no guarantees.

And, that's why your Coach always has multiple things happening. Lol.

1. Skinny girl. Well, we have been on and off. I don't know why I don't like her more. But, we are going out again tomorrow. I mean at this point we are basically FWB.

2. White whale. I recently reconnected with an old friend on FB who amazingly just became single after seven years. We went out once, trading text messages. We shall see. It's a long play w/ this one.

3. New girl. Too soon to tell with this one. We have only been chatting on the app. But, she seems cool and we are gonna meet up next week.

Ok, there's your update.