The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[Ello Sailor]

Interesting.

[VinylGuy]

Bozos love the Fast and the Furious movies. How many of those did he do?

i think he was on three of them? what the other great franchise he is on...Jumanji?

Weird career.

[Jorge]

Yeah Jumanji is huge. Aside from that lots of generic blockbusters like San Andreas and family-friendly stuff like Jungle Cruise. Extremely bland filmography. Pain and Gain is probably his best movie

[VinylGuy]

yeah Pain and Gain is good. He was awesome in The Other Guys.

Rampage
Skyscrapper
Empire State
Snitch
Central Intelligence

what the fuck are these movies?

[JuanHamm]

Central Intelligence was a pretty good buddy comedy if I remember correctly.

[BurtReynolds]

A lot of the movies he makes are high concept movies that would have probably been nearly as popular without him. He mostly got big by attaching himself to gimmicks. Not sure there has ever been a movie where he was the actual draw.

[Ello Sailor]

I mean, he's a massive draw. Don't you even watch wrestling (lol)? I thought you of all people would understand this. Weird take to be so confidently incorrect on.

[Ello Sailor]

Maybe if we're lucky Jorge can pull his socials numbers.

[Stickman]

Don't forget

[VinylGuy]

Hobbs & Shaw is the definitive Rock movie...and it also has Statham! another guy who films so many movies nobody saw.

And its a spin off from a franchise another star started. Like Jumanji. Like Baywatch. Like that center of the earth movie!

Its pretty much a meta comment on his career.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Ello Sailor]

I want to see Young Rock do a Rock Bottom on Young Sheldon

[BurtReynolds]

I mean, he's a massive draw. Don't you even watch wrestling (lol)? I thought you of all people would understand this. Weird take to be so confidently incorrect on.

trust me, bro.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

What if Jungle Boy starred in a remake of Jungle Fever?

[Jorge]

Good question. I have to think about that

[Stickman]

[Jorge]

...

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Cancel him.

[JuanHamm]

Cancel him.

He's gonna lay the smack down on your candy ass

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Cancel him.

He's gonna lay the smack down on your candy ass

Overrated.