Why is everything so goddamned beige?

[spike]

Anyone want to talk taupe?

[BurtReynolds]

Don't even get me started on taupe.

[bodysnatcher]

That reminds me I need to run to Target and get some more saupe

[bodysnatcher]

Who does beige look like?

I’m thinking Jennifer Garner.

[wease's ex-girlfriend]

Beige Against the Machine

[bodysnatcher]

Beige Against the Machine

aka Foo Fighters

[BurtReynolds]

This is 100% correct.

[epilogue]

lol

[knee tunes]

That reminds me I need to run to Target and get some more saupe

Target is a good example of anti-beige

Although I do have to question, how many people have actually been killed whilst interacting with those big red balls

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[BurtReynolds]

Hell is other people

[spike]

Apparently “beige flag” is a term. Like, Burt’s beige flag is his utter contempt for beige.

[JuanHamm]

Apparently “beige flag” is a term. Like, Burt’s beige flag is his utter contempt for beige.

Burt is right.

[Higgs]

This is 100% correct.

I wholeheartedly agree with this.

[JuanHamm]

@duckbldg lol

[spike]

Apparently “beige flag” is a term. Like, Burt’s beige flag is his utter contempt for beige.

Burt is right.

Yes, but that he is so angry about it makes it a beige flag.

[BurtReynolds]

I won't date a girl unless she hates beige as much as I do.

[BurtReynolds]

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Probably going to paint my living room beige.

[BurtReynolds]

Figures.