Admit Something

[BurtReynolds]

Goats are not only great at climbing cliffs, but they do it with hooves and big bulky horns. I can't wrap my head around that. How absurd.

[bodysnatcher]

Kinda the same how human mountain climbers use their teeth

[spike]

Goats are not only great at climbing cliffs, but they do it with hooves and big bulky horns. I can't wrap my head around that. How absurd.

Imagine what you could do with four legs.

[wease]

BurtReynolds- Live on Four Legs

[lennytheweedwhacker]

BurtReynolds- Live on Four Legs

Nice.

[bodysnatcher]

Absolutely no idea who Andrew Tate is

[Jorge]

Absolutely no idea who Andrew Tate is

He used to post here as verb_to_trust

[bodysnatcher]

Absolutely no idea who Andrew Tate is

He used to post here as verb_to_trust

this tracks from the headlines I’ve seen

[spike]

Absolutely no idea who Andrew Tate is

He used to post here as verb_to_trust

Top 10 Jorge post of the year

[spike]

I continually forget that George Harrison died of cancer, and not that knife attack.

[Jorge]

Anyone see that video that went viral on Horny Twitter of the car full of Colombian call girls

I uhh know one of them

Not like that

[VinylGuy]

post it

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Jorge]

post it

It's against RM policies

But I can post the memes

[VinylGuy]

damn how can i find it

was she expensive back in the day? cmon share

[bodysnatcher]

Is horny Twitter it’s own platform?

Twatter.com

[spike]

counting down the days til we go home. i dunno, not sure i can do another one of these epic visits to australia anymore.

[dad]

I am still writing the year 2022 in the work emails I'm sending, even when talking about things in the current year.

[Chris_H_2]

i spent the entire 2 hours of a meeting this morning on google maps trying to find some of the spots we used to go to in rome when i studied there my junior year of college so i show my kids when we go there this summer. alas, i did not take anything constructive away from my meeting. but i did learn that the place that served liters of beer with pizza for 3500 lira on monte mario is now closed. boo.

[doug rr]

my mom texted me this morning to ask if we've had a lot of rain...I told her we've been in Washington state since august but that there has been rain in California but we've had no leaks in the house that we know of...she had no idea we've been in Washington...