Talk about your day thread

[lennytheweedwhacker]

How many vinton cerfs do we think there are in America

That is the only one I’ve met, but I think there are two more.

[Peeps]

last night i learned that dogs have anal glands and they can become irritated and excrete puss/infection

while i didnt actually see it i drove my friend and their dog to the vet. i have googled a lot of weird shit in my time on the internet. i refrained from googling that

[BurtReynolds]

They are not fun to deal with.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[BurtReynolds]

Apparently some dogs can't "express" them themselves, so you have to do it for them. I don't think I could handle that. It looks like a struggle.

[The Argonaut]

If your dog is "scooting" their butt on the ground or the carpet, it's probably because that anal gland is bothering them

[dad]

If your dog is "scooting" their butt on the ground or the carpet, it's probably because that anal gland is bothering them

our dog does this when she comes back from the groomer. and yes, sometimes we get her anal glands expressed because her dog ass starts to smell.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Peeps]

expressed?


the only expressed a person should do is of yourself

[bodysnatcher]

If your dog is "scooting" their butt on the ground or the carpet, it's probably because that anal gland is bothering them

our dog does this when she comes back from the groomer. and yes, sometimes we get her anal glands expressed because her dog ass starts to smell.

I’m never getting a dog

[Monkey_Driven]

just wait until you experience human ass

[bart]

expressed?


the only expressed a person should do is of yourself

Peeps for fuck sake

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Just let it go, bart.

[Bammer]

expressed?


the only expressed a person should do is of yourself

Peeps for fuck sake

If you think this is bad wait til you see a peeps attempt at a PJ pun

[knee tunes]

If your dog is "scooting" their butt on the ground or the carpet, it's probably because that anal gland is bothering them

our dog does this when she comes back from the groomer. and yes, sometimes we get her anal glands expressed because her dog ass starts to smell.

I’m never getting a dog

One time I was telling this exact story about my beagle. At a loud bar just when the band's song ended I shouted to my friend "my dog has anal sacks..."

True story

I'd like to embellish that everyone clapped , but worse, they didn't

[Jorge]

expressed?


the only expressed a person should do is of yourself

Peeps for fuck sake

Worst post in RM history?

[Biff Pocoroba]

Just finished four hours of overtime.
Family dinner tonight; chores and stuff around the house until then.
Avatar sequel tomorrow afternoon?

[JuanHamm]

Just finished four hours of overtime.
Family dinner tonight; chores and stuff around the house until then.
Avatar sequel tomorrow afternoon?

I'm in. Want to grab lunch first?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Almost went all day without receiving a text message, dangit.

[VinylGuy]

Arrived to Mendoza, an Argentinian state known for its wines , today.

Stayed at the hotel, went to the pool and had a great Rissotto with a Rose for dinner.