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Congrats on being close to home loan free, lenny. What’s the townhouse assessed at these days?
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bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I'm going to have the ol' townhouse paid off in May. I will probably never move because i'm a bum, but it will be nice to have more flexibility going forward.
Was that a 30 year mortgage? Did you buy it when you were 10?
Exactly my thoughts as well. Congrats lenny you big dicked bastard.
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spike wrote:Congrats on being close to home loan free, lenny. What’s the townhouse assessed at these days?
Thank you, bud. Not sure on the assessed value, but I could probably get $180k for it. I would need to put a little money into it though.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:Congrats on being close to home loan free, lenny. What’s the townhouse assessed at these days?
Thank you, bud. Not sure on the assessed value, but I could probably get $180k for it. I would need to put a little money into it though.
Don’t you have a sink that’s been busted for 5-6 years now?
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wease wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:Congrats on being close to home loan free, lenny. What’s the townhouse assessed at these days?
Thank you, bud. Not sure on the assessed value, but I could probably get $180k for it. I would need to put a little money into it though.
Don’t you have a sink that’s been busted for 5-6 years now?
It’s just the faucet. I bought a new one a few weeks ago, so I’ll probably get it installed by next January.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
wease wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:Congrats on being close to home loan free, lenny. What’s the townhouse assessed at these days?
Thank you, bud. Not sure on the assessed value, but I could probably get $180k for it. I would need to put a little money into it though.
Don’t you have a sink that’s been busted for 5-6 years now?
It’s just the faucet. I bought a new one a few weeks ago, so I’ll probably get it installed by next January.
That’s wishful thinking
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wease wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
wease wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:Congrats on being close to home loan free, lenny. What’s the townhouse assessed at these days?
Thank you, bud. Not sure on the assessed value, but I could probably get $180k for it. I would need to put a little money into it though.
Don’t you have a sink that’s been busted for 5-6 years now?
It’s just the faucet. I bought a new one a few weeks ago, so I’ll probably get it installed by next January.
That’s wishful thinking
Wishful think this

*points at crotch*
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:Congrats on being close to home loan free, lenny. What’s the townhouse assessed at these days?
Thank you, bud. Not sure on the assessed value, but I could probably get $180k for it. I would need to put a little money into it though.
let's all shop for what lenny could get with a big dick deposit before rates hike again.
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spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:Congrats on being close to home loan free, lenny. What’s the townhouse assessed at these days?
Thank you, bud. Not sure on the assessed value, but I could probably get $180k for it. I would need to put a little money into it though.
let's all shop for what lenny could get with a big dick deposit before rates hike again.
That would have to perfectly line up with me selling mine first. There’s not a lot out there I’d want and could afford right now.
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Welp need a new dishwasher
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Bammer wrote:Welp need a new dishwasher
You’re getting divorced?
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spike wrote:
Bammer wrote:Welp need a new dishwasher
You’re getting divorced?
I was expecting someone else to come in with that joke.
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Bammer wrote:
spike wrote:
Bammer wrote:Welp need a new dishwasher
You’re getting divorced?
I was expecting someone else to come in with that joke.
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im on the fence with buying a house

nothing more than 200K and probably closer to 150K

i just dont know if this late in life if it is worth it
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Lenny is rich now.
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Peeps wrote:im on the fence with buying a house

nothing more than 200K and probably closer to 150K

i just dont know if this late in life if it is worth it
Are houses in that price range available in your area?
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
Peeps wrote:im on the fence with buying a house

nothing more than 200K and probably closer to 150K

i just dont know if this late in life if it is worth it
Are houses in that price range available in your area?

yup. theres a 4 bedroom 2 bath for like 150. its killing me not to jump on it. though it looks like someone snatched it up

there is this one thats just a touch higher at 215
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You know what it takes to sell real estate?
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It's never too late for homeownership, peeps
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I’m surprised the prices are that low up your way.
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