The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

[The Argonaut]

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Per my last email...will always be funny to me.

Do you ever use it?

Never.

When I’m replying to someone and I’m annoyed with them I’ll start a sentence with, “Additionally.”

If I’m really annoyed I’ll use it more than once.

What if their reply shows that they clearly didn’t read your email?

And do you think “As I stated below” is in the same vein?

Also, lol at Argo

Maybe, but I feel like additionally suits me.

I would additionally argo.

I don’t think additionally works in my example. But yes I’m sure Argo gets these kind of emails often.

[The Argonaut]

I already admitted I was a fuck-up

[The Argonaut]

but a righteous fuck-up!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

You should go into HR.

[The Argonaut]

My sister's in HR. I would've been good at it, I think, actually. Better than my actual chosen profession, for sure. Not because it's easy, I mean, just because I think my brain seems to work in a way that could be good in a HR department

[dad]

Per my last email...will always be funny to me.

Do you ever use it?

Never.

When I’m replying to someone and I’m annoyed with them I’ll start a sentence with, “Additionally.”

If I’m really annoyed I’ll use it more than once.

What if their reply shows that they clearly didn’t read your email?

And do you think “As I stated below” is in the same vein?

Also, lol at Argo

Maybe, but I feel like additionally suits me.

I would additionally argo.

I don’t think additionally works in my example. But yes I’m sure Argo gets these kind of emails often.

I’m sorry, are you telling how to additionally?

[LetMeSleep]

My sister's in HR. I would've been good at it, I think, actually. Better than my actual chosen profession, for sure. Not because it's easy, I mean, just because I think my brain seems to work in a way that could be good in a HR department

Except HR work for the company where you seem to lean toward the individual.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Per my last email...will always be funny to me.

Do you ever use it?

Never.

When I’m replying to someone and I’m annoyed with them I’ll start a sentence with, “Additionally.”

If I’m really annoyed I’ll use it more than once.

What if their reply shows that they clearly didn’t read your email?

And do you think “As I stated below” is in the same vein?

Also, lol at Argo

Maybe, but I feel like additionally suits me.

I would additionally argo.

I don’t think additionally works in my example. But yes I’m sure Argo gets these kind of emails often.

I’m sorry, are you telling how to additionally?

telling who how

[lennytheweedwhacker]

My sister's in HR. I would've been good at it, I think, actually. Better than my actual chosen profession, for sure. Not because it's easy, I mean, just because I think my brain seems to work in a way that could be good in a HR department

Except HR work for the company where you seem to lean toward the individual.

It’s a balance!

[Ello Sailor]

Argo doing backflips to not take the L on this one

Hardly, you illiterate.

how many push-ups you do before you posted that

Additionally, this feud is mid.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[The Argonaut]

Argo doing backflips to not take the L on this one

Hardly, you illiterate.

how many push-ups you do before you posted that

Maybe I'm the illiterate one, but I don't know what this means

[Ello Sailor]

Per my previous email, perhaps Trag should explain his zinger to the class.

[Bammer]

I don’t get the trag/argo spat here.

Had to bounce a pregnant chick once but now that I think about, it may have actually been that we did not hold a position for her after maternity leave.

Wease man get the fuck outta there.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I don’t get the trag/argo spat here.

Had to bounce a pregnant chick once but now that I think about, it may have actually been that we did not hold a position for her after maternity leave.

Wease man get the fuck outta there.

You didn’t hold the position or the position was eliminated completely?

[dad]

Per my last email...will always be funny to me.

Do you ever use it?

Never.

When I’m replying to someone and I’m annoyed with them I’ll start a sentence with, “Additionally.”

If I’m really annoyed I’ll use it more than once.

What if their reply shows that they clearly didn’t read your email?

And do you think “As I stated below” is in the same vein?

Also, lol at Argo

Maybe, but I feel like additionally suits me.

I would additionally argo.

I don’t think additionally works in my example. But yes I’m sure Argo gets these kind of emails often.

I’m sorry, are you telling how to additionally?

telling who how

what?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Per my last email...will always be funny to me.

Do you ever use it?

Never.

When I’m replying to someone and I’m annoyed with them I’ll start a sentence with, “Additionally.”

If I’m really annoyed I’ll use it more than once.

What if their reply shows that they clearly didn’t read your email?

And do you think “As I stated below” is in the same vein?

Also, lol at Argo

Maybe, but I feel like additionally suits me.

I would additionally argo.

I don’t think additionally works in my example. But yes I’m sure Argo gets these kind of emails often.

I’m sorry, are you telling how to additionally?

telling who how

what?

Yes.

[Jorge]

All you clowns are trying to clown on Argo but all you're doing is clown on yourselves, clowns