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tragabigzanda wrote:
doug rr wrote:late 30s, single..works in tech..no wife no kids no pets
is this lenny
Yep.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
doug rr wrote:late 30s, single..works in tech..no wife no kids no pets
is this lenny
Yep.
don't forget to take an upper decker
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doug rr wrote:the rental agent agent called today..he started showing our California place yesterday and the 1st person wants it and will pay full price and write us a check for the entire year up front starting April 1...woot
I didn’t think rental rates were negotiable.
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doug rr wrote:the rental agent agent called today..he started showing our California place yesterday and the 1st person wants it and will pay full price and write us a check for the entire year up front starting April 1...woot
You’re the second person I know in the past year with a rental in California that the tenant paid the whole year up front
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Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:the rental agent agent called today..he started showing our California place yesterday and the 1st person wants it and will pay full price and write us a check for the entire year up front starting April 1...woot
You’re the second person I know in the past year with a rental in California that the tenant paid the whole year up front
great post bammer
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:the rental agent agent called today..he started showing our California place yesterday and the 1st person wants it and will pay full price and write us a check for the entire year up front starting April 1...woot
You’re the second person I know in the past year with a rental in California that the tenant paid the whole year up front
great post bammer
What gives, Chris?!?
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Bammer wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:the rental agent agent called today..he started showing our California place yesterday and the 1st person wants it and will pay full price and write us a check for the entire year up front starting April 1...woot
You’re the second person I know in the past year with a rental in California that the tenant paid the whole year up front
great post bammer
What gives, Chris?!?
I’m sorry. That was rude. I hadn’t had my coffee yet when I posted that.
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spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:the rental agent agent called today..he started showing our California place yesterday and the 1st person wants it and will pay full price and write us a check for the entire year up front starting April 1...woot
I didn’t think rental rates were negotiable.
everything is negotiable..we're still going to pay the utilities though..easier that way
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epilogue wrote:
doug rr wrote:the rental agent agent called today..he started showing our California place yesterday and the 1st person wants it and will pay full price and write us a check for the entire year up front starting April 1...woot
What's my commission for sending out all those good vibes on your behalf?
thanks Joe..it worked...I'm still rooting for the bengals though..sorrry
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doug rr wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:the rental agent agent called today..he started showing our California place yesterday and the 1st person wants it and will pay full price and write us a check for the entire year up front starting April 1...woot
I didn’t think rental rates were negotiable.
everything is negotiable..we're still going to pay the utilities though..easier that way
Did you negotiate a limit on how many non tenants can take shits there?
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spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:the rental agent agent called today..he started showing our California place yesterday and the 1st person wants it and will pay full price and write us a check for the entire year up front starting April 1...woot
I didn’t think rental rates were negotiable.
everything is negotiable..we're still going to pay the utilities though..easier that way
Did you negotiate a limit on how many non tenants can take shits there?
its out of my hands now
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
Bammer wrote:
doug rr wrote:the rental agent agent called today..he started showing our California place yesterday and the 1st person wants it and will pay full price and write us a check for the entire year up front starting April 1...woot
You’re the second person I know in the past year with a rental in California that the tenant paid the whole year up front
great post bammer
What gives, Chris?!?
I’m sorry. That was rude. I hadn’t had my coffee yet when I posted that.
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Thinking about forgetting land and taking to the sea

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BurtReynolds wrote:Thinking about forgetting land and taking to the sea

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Do you think you will be able to sneak on there and live undetected?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Thinking about forgetting land and taking to the sea

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Do you think you will be able to sneak on there and live undetected?
For awhile yeah.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Thinking about forgetting land and taking to the sea

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Do you think you will be able to sneak on there and live undetected?
For awhile yeah.
How will you get your brain books?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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won't need them. I will be banging hot models all day.
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BurtReynolds wrote:won't need them. I will be banging hot models all day.
Will they know?
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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What in the world is this? Some kind of Tyler Durden chic.
https://streeteasy.com/sale/1597558

but the most bizarre thing is the video with the real estate agent.

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what the hell
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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