Things you have an irrational hatred of

[JuanHamm]

I had a cat growing up that would lay on my head and lick my face like a dog.

wait a minute...

you let your cat lick your face, likely after licking its own genitals or butthole, yet i'm the gross one for occasionally picking up my dog's dried poop to toss over the fence?

lol at you holding yourself to a child’s hygiene standards/knowledge

lol at you using that as an excuse for not knowing any better. i'm sure you were young and naive and no adult human ever brought it to your attention.

anything to hold onto high ground.

I was in a shitty mood yesterday when I made that first post, and an even shittier one this morning before replying.

Not the best time to post at all.

bottom line, I'm sorry spike.

Fuck spike
It's about time somebody put him in his place.

[dad]

I had a cat growing up that would lay on my head and lick my face like a dog.

wait a minute...

you let your cat lick your face, likely after licking its own genitals or butthole, yet i'm the gross one for occasionally picking up my dog's dried poop to toss over the fence?

lol at you holding yourself to a child’s hygiene standards/knowledge

lol at you using that as an excuse for not knowing any better. i'm sure you were young and naive and no adult human ever brought it to your attention.

anything to hold onto high ground.

I was in a shitty mood yesterday when I made that first post, and an even shittier one this morning before replying.

Not the best time to post at all.

bottom line, I'm sorry spike.

Fuck spike
It's about time somebody put him in his place.

okay, tom. have at it.

[JuanHamm]

I had a cat growing up that would lay on my head and lick my face like a dog.

wait a minute...

you let your cat lick your face, likely after licking its own genitals or butthole, yet i'm the gross one for occasionally picking up my dog's dried poop to toss over the fence?

lol at you holding yourself to a child’s hygiene standards/knowledge

lol at you using that as an excuse for not knowing any better. i'm sure you were young and naive and no adult human ever brought it to your attention.

anything to hold onto high ground.

I was in a shitty mood yesterday when I made that first post, and an even shittier one this morning before replying.

Not the best time to post at all.

bottom line, I'm sorry spike.

Fuck spike
It's about time somebody put him in his place.

okay, tom. have at it.

I don't want to feud with spike. I've got nothing but respect for the guy.

[BurtReynolds]

please do not respect Spike.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Don't be a p*ssy, dad.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Which RMer most deserves our respect?

[Jorge]

Me (I'm the best one)

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Me (I'm the best one)

2nd entry in the HOF.

[dad]

Don't be a p*ssy, dad.

it’s too late for me. Save yourself.

[Jorge]

I'm the second best one

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Don't be a p*ssy, dad.

it’s too late for me. Save yourself.

I'll tutor you.

[dad]

Don't be a p*ssy, dad.

it’s too late for me. Save yourself.

I'll tutor you.

sounds nice, but I'll take my chances being a sorry son of a b*tch.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Don't be a p*ssy, dad.

it’s too late for me. Save yourself.

I'll tutor you.

sounds nice, but I'll take my chances being a sorry son of a b*tch.

I was just going to mug and fondle you anyway.

[dad]

Don't be a p*ssy, dad.

it’s too late for me. Save yourself.

I'll tutor you.

sounds nice, but I'll take my chances being a sorry son of a b*tch.

I was just going to mug and fondle you anyway.

any heavy petting?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Don't be a p*ssy, dad.

it’s too late for me. Save yourself.

I'll tutor you.

sounds nice, but I'll take my chances being a sorry son of a b*tch.

I was just going to mug and fondle you anyway.

any heavy petting?

Nah.

[dad]

Don't be a p*ssy, dad.

it’s too late for me. Save yourself.

I'll tutor you.

sounds nice, but I'll take my chances being a sorry son of a b*tch.

I was just going to mug and fondle you anyway.

any heavy petting?

Nah.

okay, ttyl!

[Bammer]

Cats > dogs.

But also, nah.

Both good animals that deserve to be celebrated. It's just that cat haters are always the most dull-brained people

Hate.

Like I said

Good talk

[Higgs]

pit bulls aren't dogs. they are mistakes.

That's crazy. Pit bulls are cute and cool

No they are not. They are indeed abominations.

Awwww how cute. It's smiling.

[Ello Sailor]

Dogs > kids. Go off, pit king.

[wease]

“Boneless chicken wings.” They’re goddamn chicken nuggets