If I Ruled The World

[Bammer]

* Metric system
* Fahrenheit scale
* 12-hour clock (AM / PM)
* No more daylight savings time adjustments anywhere ever
* MM/DD/YYYY

[tree_]

UBI, but only for me

[Bammer]

I’d also hear arguments for a single worldwide currency

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Out.

[bodysnatcher]

Pizza Fridays

[Monkey_Driven]

Ban managers from wearing baseball uniforms

[dpupenya]

Drinking lunches

[bodysnatcher]

Required use of the Oxford comma

[spike]

* Metric system
* Fahrenheit scale
* 12-hour clock (AM / PM)
* No more daylight savings time adjustments anywhere ever
* MM/DD/YYYY

So much for diversity

[Peeps]

people that go down the wrong way in a parking lot could be shot with no repercussions

[doug rr]

people like Burt should be put in jail for 1 year and 1 day for not returning their grocery cart

[JuanHamm]

Does Burt really do that?

[doug rr]

Does Burt really do that?

with pride

[JuanHamm]

Ban him

[BurtReynolds]

I don't do unpaid labor for shopping centers. If they want me to collect their carts, they can pay me.

I would let everyone be free to throw their unused carts wherever they feel like

[JuanHamm]

We're living in a society. We're supposed to act in a civilized way.

[Bammer]

Required use of the Oxford comma

Now we’re getting somewhere.

[BurtReynolds]

Required use of the Oxford comma

Now we’re getting somewhere.

But not periods, apparently.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I don't do unpaid labor for shopping centers. If they want me to collect their carts, they can pay me.

I would let everyone be free to throw their unused carts wherever they feel like

We are no longer best friends.

[BurtReynolds]

You're not thinking ethically. According to Kant's categorical imperative, it would be immoral to return your cart, because if everyone did that, then untold thousands of cart wrangling teenage workers would be put out of a job.