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yeah handrails are a must.
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That house is now 120K :/
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tragabigzanda wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:Mildly obsessed with this new listing on the outskirts of town:

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandho ... 6382-33520
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lenny snd Chris H 2 neighbors now
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mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
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dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
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doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.
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dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.
but they're glorious...we had one at a hotel once in Palm Springs...one day we'll have one
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doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.
but they're glorious...we had one at a hotel once in Palm Springs...one day we'll have one
let me know when you do, and I'll send my kids to your house.
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doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.
but they're glorious...we had one at a hotel once in Palm Springs...one day we'll have one
Good lord, it’s annoying enough changing the sheets on a Cali king.
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spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.
but they're glorious...we had one at a hotel once in Palm Springs...one day we'll have one
Good lord, it’s annoying enough changing the sheets on a Cali king.
i bet doug at one time or another owned a water bed
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.
but they're glorious...we had one at a hotel once in Palm Springs...one day we'll have one
Good lord, it’s annoying enough changing the sheets on a Cali king.
i bet doug at one time or another owned a water bed
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i'll buy your current house, dad
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that was easy...

this real estate thing isn't so bad.
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don't you still have to buy a new house dad?
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Chris_H_2 wrote:don't you still have to buy a new house dad?
is that how this works?
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dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:don't you still have to buy a new house dad?
is that how this works?
i'll rent you a room
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bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:don't you still have to buy a new house dad?
is that how this works?
i'll rent you a room
I might use the room for sex. I hope that's okay.
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Congrats, guys!
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