The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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fantastic dump this morning
had a lot of salad and lentils yesterday
girthy and long, with good connectivity, easy exit
if every day's dump could be like this, on this planet there would be no war
had a lot of salad and lentils yesterday
girthy and long, with good connectivity, easy exit
if every day's dump could be like this, on this planet there would be no war
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What if he comes from a long line of butt doctors? Like a proud family heritage. That would be coolB wrote:There is no answer that I would find comforting.JuanHamm wrote:Ask your butt doctor why he chose that field.
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Been crapping like a donkey today
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No.Jorge wrote:What if he comes from a long line of butt doctors? Like a proud family heritage. That would be coolB wrote:There is no answer that I would find comforting.JuanHamm wrote:Ask your butt doctor why he chose that field.
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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Legacy assmenB wrote:No.Jorge wrote:What if he comes from a long line of butt doctors? Like a proud family heritage. That would be coolB wrote:There is no answer that I would find comforting.JuanHamm wrote:Ask your butt doctor why he chose that field.
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I imagine them leaving the exam room, and as they close the door behind them they smile and say, "Got his ass."wease wrote:Legacy assmenB wrote:No.Jorge wrote:What if he comes from a long line of butt doctors? Like a proud family heritage. That would be coolB wrote:There is no answer that I would find comforting.JuanHamm wrote:Ask your butt doctor why he chose that field.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Decent pop today after a few days of mediocre or incomplete ones, and not going yesterday.
I’ve been chugging a hot cup of water every morning the last few weeks and I think it’s helping. Need to be more consistent with my fiber intake also.
I’ve been chugging a hot cup of water every morning the last few weeks and I think it’s helping. Need to be more consistent with my fiber intake also.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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I've been drinking a cup of hot water with lemon for several months now, and I'm a big believer in its help in getting things moving. Sure, I drink hot coffee too, but my morning routine is hot water first, followed by coffee and water, as well as fiber intake (oatmeal).lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Decent pop today after a few days of mediocre or incomplete ones, and not going yesterday.
I’ve been chugging a hot cup of water every morning the last few weeks and I think it’s helping. Need to be more consistent with my fiber intake also.
I've not been going as regularly lately, but I attribute that to not walking as much.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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How much fiber do you typically consume otherwise?
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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I don't keep track. I should though. I'm sure it's way more than the daily recommendation of 25-30 grams.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How much fiber do you typically consume otherwise?
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Fiber in dad’s diaper
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farts galore.bodysnatcher wrote:Fiber in dad’s diaper
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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I'm still doing really well in the bathroom these days, no problems. 
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Teach me.dad wrote:I don't keep track. I should though. I'm sure it's way more than the daily recommendation of 25-30 grams.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How much fiber do you typically consume otherwise?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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I don't follow everything you eat, but it seems like you eat some vegetables daily. Not that that's the end-all-be-all, but it helps.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Teach me.dad wrote:I don't keep track. I should though. I'm sure it's way more than the daily recommendation of 25-30 grams.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How much fiber do you typically consume otherwise?
The only other thing I can think of is water intake.
The other thing is you could just be joking around, and you're super regular, and you're f*cking with me, and that would be very disappointing.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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I’ve slacked a little on veggies and more fibrous fruit. My water intake still seems high. No way I’m under 100 ounces most days, but I could drink moredad wrote:I don't follow everything you eat, but it seems like you eat some vegetables daily. Not that that's the end-all-be-all, but it helps.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Teach me.dad wrote:I don't keep track. I should though. I'm sure it's way more than the daily recommendation of 25-30 grams.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How much fiber do you typically consume otherwise?
The only other thing I can think of is water intake.
The other thing is you could just be joking around, and you're super regular, and you're f*cking with me, and that would be very disappointing.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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If you think about it / stress less, you will become more regular.
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If you are always stressed about it, you can have problems.
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You're still running too, right? I mean...who am I asking that? I'm barely getting 10k steps/day.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I’ve slacked a little on veggies and more fibrous fruit. My water intake still seems high. No way I’m under 100 ounces most days, but I could drink moredad wrote:I don't follow everything you eat, but it seems like you eat some vegetables daily. Not that that's the end-all-be-all, but it helps.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Teach me.dad wrote:I don't keep track. I should though. I'm sure it's way more than the daily recommendation of 25-30 grams.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How much fiber do you typically consume otherwise?
The only other thing I can think of is water intake.
The other thing is you could just be joking around, and you're super regular, and you're f*cking with me, and that would be very disappointing.
I wish I knew how to help. Sounds like you're doing all you can, and that's all you can ask of yourself. Have you seen a gastroenterologist about this?
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity