The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[dad]

How much fiber do you typically consume otherwise?

I don't keep track. I should though. I'm sure it's way more than the daily recommendation of 25-30 grams.

Teach me.

I don't follow everything you eat, but it seems like you eat some vegetables daily. Not that that's the end-all-be-all, but it helps.

The only other thing I can think of is water intake.

The other thing is you could just be joking around, and you're super regular, and you're f*cking with me, and that would be very disappointing.

I’ve slacked a little on veggies and more fibrous fruit. My water intake still seems high. No way I’m under 100 ounces most days, but I could drink more

You're still running too, right? I mean...who am I asking that? I'm barely getting 10k steps/day.

I wish I knew how to help. Sounds like you're doing all you can, and that's all you can ask of yourself. Have you seen a gastroenterologist about this?

I think you're on the right track with the hot water. It couldn't hurt to eat an apple a day--no joke--and drink plenty of water.

Everyone is different. I hope you start pooping on a regular basis, and the poops are the size of fully-formed kielbasa.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

If you are always stressed about it, you can have problems.

I don’t think I feel overly stressed. Just annoyed and a little frustrated at times.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

How much fiber do you typically consume otherwise?

I don't keep track. I should though. I'm sure it's way more than the daily recommendation of 25-30 grams.

Teach me.

I don't follow everything you eat, but it seems like you eat some vegetables daily. Not that that's the end-all-be-all, but it helps.

The only other thing I can think of is water intake.

The other thing is you could just be joking around, and you're super regular, and you're f*cking with me, and that would be very disappointing.

I’ve slacked a little on veggies and more fibrous fruit. My water intake still seems high. No way I’m under 100 ounces most days, but I could drink more

You're still running too, right? I mean...who am I asking that? I'm barely getting 10k steps/day.

I wish I knew how to help. Sounds like you're doing all you can, and that's all you can ask of yourself. Have you seen a gastroenterologist about this?

I think you're on the right track with the hot water. It couldn't hurt to eat an apple a day--no joke--and drink plenty of water.

Everyone is different. I hope you start pooping on a regular basis, and the poops are the size of fully-formed kielbasa.

Yeah I’m running a few times a week. No big changes on either end as far as miles per week go.

I’ve been to a gastroenterologist in the last few years for a few other things, but from what I’ve read online my situation isn’t really to the point of high medical concern. Also, I don’t want to be on more medication. Weak excuse, I know.

Thanks bro. I’ll try to remember to post photos of them on MySpace.

[Coach]

If you are always stressed about it, you can have problems.

I don’t think I feel overly stressed. Just annoyed and a little frustrated at times.

The other thing you could do is drink some iced espresso and have a cigarette.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

If you are always stressed about it, you can have problems.

I don’t think I feel overly stressed. Just annoyed and a little frustrated at times.

The other thing you could do is drink some iced espresso and have a cigarette.

I’m straight edge. No dice.

[spike]

If you are always stressed about it, you can have problems.

I don’t think I feel overly stressed. Just annoyed and a little frustrated at times.

The other thing you could do is drink some iced espresso and have a cigarette.

I’m straight edge. No dice.

That’s your issue. I drink three IPAs, I’m shitting a horse the next morning.

[doug rr]

I've eaten normally the last few weeks and have had ghost wipes the whole time...am I dying?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I've eaten normally the last few weeks and have had ghost wipes the whole time...am I dying?

You’re in heaven.

[bodysnatcher]

If you think about it / stress less, you will become more regular.

I think about pooping all the time and it just constantly flows

[spike]

I've eaten normally the last few weeks and have had ghost wipes the whole time...am I dying?

You’re in heaven.

Doug’s butt is haunted.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

If you think about it / stress less, you will become more regular.

I think about pooping all the time and it just constantly flows

All I think about is pooping and running, even though I fail at both.

[dad]

I've eaten normally the last few weeks and have had ghost wipes the whole time...am I dying?

You’re in heaven.

Yeah he is.

[doug rr]

don't get me wrong, I enjoy it but it has me a bit worried..a couple days is one thing but a couple weeks is a bit weird..I eat a shit ton of fruit and veggies and I've cut back drinking..maybe that's it

[dad]

Little-to-no paperwork is always welcome.

[doug rr]

Little-to-no paperwork is always welcome.

I grew up being told you're always supposed to show your work though..

[lennytheweedwhacker]

It's very rare when that happens to me, but I end up wiping a few more times because i'm paranoid.

[spike]

It's very rare when that happens to me, but I end up wiping a few more times because i'm paranoid.

Didn’t someone on here claim they ghost wipe a lot and just trust it? Sounds like a Mickey thing.

[wease]

Nothing like a good clean drop.

[B]

Decent pop today after a few days of mediocre or incomplete ones, and not going yesterday.

How does one have an incomplete poop? I poop until I don't need to poop, and then I'm done pooping.

[wease]

Decent pop today after a few days of mediocre or incomplete ones, and not going yesterday.

How does one have an incomplete poop? I poop until I don't need to poop, and then I'm done pooping.

Maybe he just pinches them off and saves them for later.