The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[spike]

Chris Tucker looks old.

Affleck and Damon should maybe take a break from acting for a while, their celebrity has eclipsed their acting chops.

But who cares. I love movies about entrepreneurship, one of my favorite genres. This looks fun as hell. I'm 100% into this movie. Can't wait.

Not as old as Damon

[Coach]

This looks cool, but then again, I collect sneakers.

[BurtReynolds]

I'm looking forward to Wallyworld: The incredible true story of one Oklahoma man's dream of becoming the big box titan. Starring Matthew Maccaughnaghhy.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

This looks cool, but then again, I collect sneakers.

What’s your favorite pair?

[Jorge]

This one right here *points at crotch*

[lennytheweedwhacker]

This one right here *points at crotch*

Grow up.

[Farmer John]

I don't care what any of you say, this looks good.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

A lot of swear words going on there.

[VinylGuy]

guys the trailer of Fast x is even more ridiculous and boring than i thought it could be

FAMILYYYYYYY

[VinylGuy]

RELEASE THE....

https://variety.com/2023/film/columns/l ... 235519751/

[The Argonaut]

just to go back a second, sorry, I'm a bit behind. That Air trailer. It makes me so sad. It's such a bad trailer. tommy is exactly right when he says it looks like a fake movie.

I legitimately feel sad. I can't explain why, exactly, but I really feel sad. It's so bad

[Ello Sailor]

Great, now Argo's depressed. I hope you're happy, Stickman. Because Argo sure as hell isn't!

[Stickman]

Great, now Argo's depressed. I hope you're happy, Stickman. Because Argo sure as hell isn't!

HEY, pipe down! You're still in the penalty box for what you said about Anthrax.

[Stickman]

[Stickman]

[BurtReynolds]

Maybe we should stop making movies for awhile.

[JuanHamm]

Maybe we should stop making movies for awhile.

Sorry, best I can do is infinite mediocre star wars and Marvel movies. Also, everything you ever loved will be remade with zero care.

[tree_]

lol a movie about tetris

[BurtReynolds]

One man's struggles against the naysayers and a corporate behemoth (Microsoft) to bring a communications platform to life and change our work life forever: The Zoom Movie, starring Adam Driver.

[BurtReynolds]

One man's struggles against the naysayers to create a mediocre mid-size sedan: Intrepid, The Incredible True Story of the Dodge Intrepid, starring Ryan Gosling.