Things you have an irrational hatred of

[bodysnatcher]

How do people use the self checkouts where you're from? I don't think a family with groceries overflowing the cart should be tying up 1 of 4 self check out stations while people are lined up down the aisle.

I hate that. But also the groceries I go to often only have one checkout line open, so I get the desperation. But I’m consistently behind people who have way too much stuff (including produce), and don’t know how to use it

[wease]

How do people use the self checkouts where you're from? I don't think a family with groceries overflowing the cart should be tying up 1 of 4 self check out stations while people are lined up down the aisle.

The only time I’ve seen anything like that was when they didn’t have any regular checkout lanes open. I had a small basket of 8-10 items when I got to the front and there were no lanes open. Everyone was using the self checkouts for buggy loads of groceries and the line of people waiting to use them was 10-12 deep. I just sat the basket down on the floor of one of the closed lanes and left.

[wease]

How do people use the self checkouts where you're from? I don't think a family with groceries overflowing the cart should be tying up 1 of 4 self check out stations while people are lined up down the aisle.

I hate that. But also the groceries I go to often only have one checkout line open, so I get the desperation. But I’m consistently behind people who have way too much stuff (including produce), and don’t know how to use it

You should offer to help them.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

How do people use the self checkouts where you're from? I don't think a family with groceries overflowing the cart should be tying up 1 of 4 self check out stations while people are lined up down the aisle.

The only time I’ve seen anything like that was when they didn’t have any regular checkout lanes open. I had a small basket of 8-10 items when I got to the front and there were no lanes open. Everyone was using the self checkouts for buggy loads of groceries and the line of people waiting to use them was 10-12 deep. I just sat the basket down on the floor of one of the closed lanes and left.

I would do the same.

[B]

The only time I’ve seen anything like that was when they didn’t have any regular checkout lanes open.

That's a very 2010 experience.

[bodysnatcher]

How do people use the self checkouts where you're from? I don't think a family with groceries overflowing the cart should be tying up 1 of 4 self check out stations while people are lined up down the aisle.

I hate that. But also the groceries I go to often only have one checkout line open, so I get the desperation. But I’m consistently behind people who have way too much stuff (including produce), and don’t know how to use it

You should offer to help them.

There’s no way I’m going out of my way to talk to people

[wease]

How do people use the self checkouts where you're from? I don't think a family with groceries overflowing the cart should be tying up 1 of 4 self check out stations while people are lined up down the aisle.

I hate that. But also the groceries I go to often only have one checkout line open, so I get the desperation. But I’m consistently behind people who have way too much stuff (including produce), and don’t know how to use it

You should offer to help them.

There’s no way I’m going out of my way to talk to people

Understandable.

[Jorge]

This tweet

[BurtReynolds]

Hollywood was a mistake.

[Bammer]

Hatred is a strong word, but … these online videos where someone dresses up in two different outfits and has a conversation between the two characters.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[bodysnatcher]

Hatred is a strong word, but … these online videos where someone dresses up in two different outfits and has a conversation between the two characters.

Positive K did it best

Is that Reliant K’s brother?

[wease]

Hatred is a strong word, but … these online videos where someone dresses up in two different outfits and has a conversation between the two characters.

Positive K did it best

Is that Reliant K’s brother?

No, Special’s brother.

[Bammer]

Hatred is a strong word, but … these online videos where someone dresses up in two different outfits and has a conversation between the two characters.

Positive K did it best

Is that Reliant K’s brother?

No, Special’s brother.

A’s brother, actually.

[bodysnatcher]

Instagram recipe video posts and someone takes a bite of the food while looking straight into the camera. Then the quick cut to the fake “yummmmmm” reaction, usually emphatically pointing at the food and nodding their heads.

[B]

I hate when software designers know what you want and make you work to get it. Two examples:

I was just on a brewery website and clicked "Food Trucks," which opened a window that says, "for Food Trucks, visit our events page." How about YOU fucking open the events page, because you know that's what I want.

Spectrum's Roku app used to have you click left to get the guide, but they moved it to the right. Now if you click left, it doesn't do anything but open a window that says, "for the guide, click right." You didn't do anything with the god damned left click, and you KNOW I want the guide, so just open the god damned guide!!!!

[Ms Harmless]

everything surrounding Will Ramos, I don't get it

[Higgs]

ChatGPTree

[bodysnatcher]

ChatGPTree

[tree_]

you'll come around

but yeah, it's a very irrational hatred