Talk about your day thread

[Ello Sailor]

Yeah, like Tori Spelling

[Rangi Guy]

National state of emergency declared over here thenks to an ex-tropical cyclone. Nothing much happening where I am, but further north pretty bad flooding and a heap of people without power or cell phone coverage

[Ello Sailor]

Lots of things happen in nature that I don't wanna look at

Spoiler: show

[Jorge]

What if I end up dying exactly like that. That would be crazy

[BurtReynolds]

natural causes.

[dad]

Lots of things happen in nature that I don't wanna look at

Spoiler: show

thank you for the spoiler.

[Ello Sailor]

The spoiler was because that creek is unfathomably deep. A thing that should not be.

[dad]

The spoiler was because that creek is unfathomably deep. A thing that should not be.

well then, it's a good thing our boy is tall.

[Ello Sailor]

Our boy is an ice giant now. In fact, our boy is no boy at all!

[BurtReynolds]

Ex-wife is up my ass about unpaid child support again. What did she do with the money i already gave her?

[bodysnatcher]

iPhone 14 Pro, boyeeeeee

[Ello Sailor]

Ex-wife is up my ass about unpaid child support again. What did she do with the money i already gave her?

Is this a bit?

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[bodysnatcher]

iPhone 14 Pro, boyeeeeee

Can it do all the photo magic that Pixel did at the Super Bowl?

No but it can get out of sync with iCloud once a week

[wease]

Ex-wife is up my ass about unpaid child support again. What did she do with the money i already gave her?

Cocaine?

[Chris_H_2]

Ex-wife is up my ass about unpaid child support again. What did she do with the money i already gave her?

therapy?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Ex-wife is up my ass about unpaid child support again. What did she do with the money i already gave her?

[BurtReynolds]

Missed my kid's baseball game because some punk decided to shoot up a 7/11 over $120 in the cash register. Real mess over there. Blood all over.

My kid hit a game winning double. He says he understands, but I know he's angry with me. The ex is up my ass about it. She don't know there's a war going on down here. Animals taking over the streets, and no one does a damn thing about it.

[VinylGuy]

That feels like a scene from Dragged Across Concrete.

[spike]

Sitting in the dentist’s chair for a crown fitting. Turns out might just need a filling… or a root canal. About to drill deeper.