Do you smoke cigarettes?
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probably less than 10 my whole life, same with cigars...I only did it to learn how to blow smoke rings
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We don't have looseys because it's illegal, father. They want to ensure you pony up and buy the whole damn pack!dad wrote:It’s never too late to start a loosey business in NZ. Could be lucrative.Ello Sailor wrote:The Corner and The Wire painted Baltimore as some kind of hell on earth, but I thought it was neat that the bodegas offered the purchasing of single smokes. We don't have that here.
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doug rr wrote:probably less than 10 my whole life, same with cigars...I only did it to learn how to blow smoke rings

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Funny, all I hear is whining, and not a strong lad trying to earn some extra cash in spite of the law.Ello Sailor wrote:We don't have looseys because it's illegal, father. They want to ensure you pony up and buy the whole damn pack!dad wrote:It’s never too late to start a loosey business in NZ. Could be lucrative.Ello Sailor wrote:The Corner and The Wire painted Baltimore as some kind of hell on earth, but I thought it was neat that the bodegas offered the purchasing of single smokes. We don't have that here.
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I love that these shows have made fucking Baltimore somewhat of a tourist stop for foreigners.Ello Sailor wrote:The Corner and The Wire painted Baltimore as some kind of hell on earth, but I thought it was neat that the bodegas offered the purchasing of single smokes. We don't have that here.
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Don’t you have to buy them in packs of 40 over there too?Ello Sailor wrote:We don't have looseys because it's illegal, father. They want to ensure you pony up and buy the whole damn pack!dad wrote:It’s never too late to start a loosey business in NZ. Could be lucrative.Ello Sailor wrote:The Corner and The Wire painted Baltimore as some kind of hell on earth, but I thought it was neat that the bodegas offered the purchasing of single smokes. We don't have that here.
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packs of 40? talk about smoke 'em if you've got 'em.spike wrote:Don’t you have to buy them in packs of 40 over there too?Ello Sailor wrote:We don't have looseys because it's illegal, father. They want to ensure you pony up and buy the whole damn pack!dad wrote:It’s never too late to start a loosey business in NZ. Could be lucrative.Ello Sailor wrote:The Corner and The Wire painted Baltimore as some kind of hell on earth, but I thought it was neat that the bodegas offered the purchasing of single smokes. We don't have that here.
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What you took an entire pack and stuck them together end to end and sold it as a long, single cig?
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Daddy didn't raise no fool!dad wrote:Funny, all I hear is whining, and not a strong lad trying to earn some extra cash in spite of the law.Ello Sailor wrote:We don't have looseys because it's illegal, father. They want to ensure you pony up and buy the whole damn pack!dad wrote:It’s never too late to start a loosey business in NZ. Could be lucrative.Ello Sailor wrote:The Corner and The Wire painted Baltimore as some kind of hell on earth, but I thought it was neat that the bodegas offered the purchasing of single smokes. We don't have that here.
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Nah, you can buy 20s. Most people buy 30 or 50 gram pouches and roll their own, though. A 50g of Port Royal will sting you $120!spike wrote:Don’t you have to buy them in packs of 40 over there too?Ello Sailor wrote:We don't have looseys because it's illegal, father. They want to ensure you pony up and buy the whole damn pack!dad wrote:It’s never too late to start a loosey business in NZ. Could be lucrative.Ello Sailor wrote:The Corner and The Wire painted Baltimore as some kind of hell on earth, but I thought it was neat that the bodegas offered the purchasing of single smokes. We don't have that here.
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alwaystree_ wrote:Follow up question: when you were a smoker, did you give bummers one when they asked?
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Same. Today you, tomorrow me.Malloy wrote:alwaystree_ wrote:Follow up question: when you were a smoker, did you give bummers one when they asked?
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Is it $120 for a pouch now?
I used to smoke - gave it up a few years back now - was getting in the way of my running. Now I can't run anymore, so maybe time to pick it back up again
I used to smoke - gave it up a few years back now - was getting in the way of my running. Now I can't run anymore, so maybe time to pick it back up again
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Maybe they will heal you and you can run again. Or kill you. Probably that one.Rangi Guy wrote:Is it $120 for a pouch now?
I used to smoke - gave it up a few years back now - was getting in the way of my running. Now I can't run anymore, so maybe time to pick it back up again
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I can live with those odds......or can I?lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Maybe they will heal you and you can run again. Or kill you. Probably that one.Rangi Guy wrote:Is it $120 for a pouch now?
I used to smoke - gave it up a few years back now - was getting in the way of my running. Now I can't run anymore, so maybe time to pick it back up again
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I have gladly offered a buck a bum and now I kinda wonder what is the most I’ve ever offered/paid for a single heatertree_ wrote:I've seen people charge money for a bum. I think that's a smart way to be charitable to an addict while also drawing a bright line for all of them to see. And if they're poor they shouldn't be smoking anyway.Ello Sailor wrote:A friend? Sure. A stranger? Absolutely not. Them shits are ludicrously expensive in NZ. And bummers always seem to have bummer friends lying in wait. It's a chain reaction of bumming, so where do you draw the line? Right back at the start is where.tree_ wrote:Follow up question: when you were a smoker, did you give bummers one when they asked?
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Does anyone take the buck? I think I’ve done this a couple times and the money tendered was declined both times.Bammer wrote:I have gladly offered a buck a bum and now I kinda wonder what is the most I’ve ever offered/paid for a single heatertree_ wrote:I've seen people charge money for a bum. I think that's a smart way to be charitable to an addict while also drawing a bright line for all of them to see. And if they're poor they shouldn't be smoking anyway.Ello Sailor wrote:A friend? Sure. A stranger? Absolutely not. Them shits are ludicrously expensive in NZ. And bummers always seem to have bummer friends lying in wait. It's a chain reaction of bumming, so where do you draw the line? Right back at the start is where.tree_ wrote:Follow up question: when you were a smoker, did you give bummers one when they asked?
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Been a long time, couldn’t tell you for sure other than it’s definitely happened more than twice and I’m sure I’ve gotten a rainbow of various responses.spike wrote:Does anyone take the buck? I think I’ve done this a couple times and the money tendered was declined both times.Bammer wrote:I have gladly offered a buck a bum and now I kinda wonder what is the most I’ve ever offered/paid for a single heatertree_ wrote:I've seen people charge money for a bum. I think that's a smart way to be charitable to an addict while also drawing a bright line for all of them to see. And if they're poor they shouldn't be smoking anyway.Ello Sailor wrote:A friend? Sure. A stranger? Absolutely not. Them shits are ludicrously expensive in NZ. And bummers always seem to have bummer friends lying in wait. It's a chain reaction of bumming, so where do you draw the line? Right back at the start is where.tree_ wrote:Follow up question: when you were a smoker, did you give bummers one when they asked?
The best part of bumming a smoke, especially when the giver is reluctant but you force it out of them with your charm, is then also asking them for a light. Always good for a laugh.
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Re: Do you smoke cigarettes?
a rainbow is only like 7 colors
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You ask for the light first, then the cigarette. There’s your charm.Bammer wrote:Been a long time, couldn’t tell you for sure other than it’s definitely happened more than twice and I’m sure I’ve gotten a rainbow of various responses.spike wrote:Does anyone take the buck? I think I’ve done this a couple times and the money tendered was declined both times.Bammer wrote:I have gladly offered a buck a bum and now I kinda wonder what is the most I’ve ever offered/paid for a single heatertree_ wrote:I've seen people charge money for a bum. I think that's a smart way to be charitable to an addict while also drawing a bright line for all of them to see. And if they're poor they shouldn't be smoking anyway.Ello Sailor wrote:A friend? Sure. A stranger? Absolutely not. Them shits are ludicrously expensive in NZ. And bummers always seem to have bummer friends lying in wait. It's a chain reaction of bumming, so where do you draw the line? Right back at the start is where.tree_ wrote:Follow up question: when you were a smoker, did you give bummers one when they asked?
The best part of bumming a smoke, especially when the giver is reluctant but you force it out of them with your charm, is then also asking them for a light. Always good for a laugh.