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Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.
but they're glorious...we had one at a hotel once in Palm Springs...one day we'll have one
Good lord, it’s annoying enough changing the sheets on a Cali king.
i bet doug at one time or another owned a water bed
ha..had one in high school for a year or so..it was a hand me down from my older brother..
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dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:don't you still have to buy a new house dad?
is that how this works?
i'll rent you a room
I might use the room for sex. I hope that's okay.
As long as you pay rent on time
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bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:don't you still have to buy a new house dad?
is that how this works?
i'll rent you a room
I might use the room for sex. I hope that's okay.
As long as you pay rent on time
Oh, it won't be a problem.
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doug rr wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.
but they're glorious...we had one at a hotel once in Palm Springs...one day we'll have one
Good lord, it’s annoying enough changing the sheets on a Cali king.
i bet doug at one time or another owned a water bed
ha..had one in high school for a year or so..it was a hand me down from my older brother..
Who laid more pipe on it?
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spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.
but they're glorious...we had one at a hotel once in Palm Springs...one day we'll have one
Good lord, it’s annoying enough changing the sheets on a Cali king.
i bet doug at one time or another owned a water bed
ha..had one in high school for a year or so..it was a hand me down from my older brother..
Who laid more pipe on it?
yeah, i'd hate to take a black light to that thing
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spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:mrs. dad and I are considering a move to a place with about 500 extra sqft, and the master suite isn't directly next to the kitchen, as is our current situation. Not a lot of privacy.
you should splurge and get an Alaska king size bed...
we will not.
but they're glorious...we had one at a hotel once in Palm Springs...one day we'll have one
Good lord, it’s annoying enough changing the sheets on a Cali king.
i bet doug at one time or another owned a water bed
ha..had one in high school for a year or so..it was a hand me down from my older brother..
Who laid more pipe on it?
I laid no pipe on it being 16..I'm sure my brother did though while listening to air supply
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bots name dropping now :shock:
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spike wrote:bots name dropping now :shock:
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Yeah that was wild
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brycechard wrote:I'm new to the forum and noticed this thread talking about real estate. I recently moved to Singapore and bought an amazing property in thereserveresidences-jalananakbukit.sg. It was a smooth and easy process, so if anyone's looking to buy something but is concerned about the market conditions, I recommend checking it out. I hear Doug and Bammer talking about their buying/selling experiences, and it's crazy to me how long it takes them to make an offer or how much research Bammer does on the market. I guess it can be a long process, but there are ways to make it easier and faster. Anyway, just wanted to pop in and say hi.
welcome to the board
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brycechard wrote:I'm new to the forum and noticed this thread talking about real estate. I recently moved to Singapore and bought an amazing property in thereserveresidences-jalananakbukit.sg. It was a smooth and easy process, so if anyone's looking to buy something but is concerned about the market conditions, I recommend checking it out. I hear Doug and Bammer talking about their buying/selling experiences, and it's crazy to me how long it takes them to make an offer or how much research Bammer does on the market. I guess it can be a long process, but there are ways to make it easier and faster. Anyway, just wanted to pop in and say hi.
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Doug and Bammer are on the side of the machines.
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Pretty sure the market has bottomed out and is on the way back up now. That only lasted about 8 months. Then again it is March when the market starts picking back up again anyway.

'Course if all the computer programmers can't get their money out of the bank it could keep prices at bay for a while.
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Welp the frownhouse is officially paid off.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Welp the frownhouse is officially paid off.
Congrats! What's th enext step fo ryou then? Save more moneynow?
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congrats...go buy new clubs and a pizza
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That's a pretty major accomplishment. good on ya
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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