How do you like your salad (besides tossed)?

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leafy greens / lettuces (e.g., romaine, iceberg, red leaf, bib, butter)
2
12%
hearty greens / leaves (e.g., kale, arugula, frisee, endive, spinach, mustard, swiss chard, cabbage, radicchio, watercress)
2
12%
lean protein (chicken, fish, tofu)
2
12%
better-tasting but worse-for-you protein (beef, salami, bacon)
1
6%
broccoli
0
No votes
cauliflower
0
No votes
carrots
1
6%
tomatoes
1
6%
olives
1
6%
pepperoncini
0
No votes
cucumber
2
12%
celery (weirdo)
0
No votes
belgian endive
0
No votes
onion
2
12%
radishes (for the old people like wease)
1
6%
peppers / bell peppers
0
No votes
hardboiled eggs
0
No votes
croutons
1
6%
beans (e.g., garbanzo, kidney, black, edamame, sprouts)
0
No votes
grains / seeds (e.g., quinoa, sunflower seeds, bulgar)
1
6%
nuts (e.g., bammer)
0
No votes
cheese (including cottage cheese)
0
No votes
fruit (including dried fruit toppings)
0
No votes
other
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 17
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Give me these and I don’t really care what else goes in the bowl

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I like a good Caesar salad. Went through a beet phase but I’m off them now.
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Jorge wrote:I don't like salads that are excessively wet and soupy
[puts a huge redundant glob of hummus right on this post]
That's not hummus you rube
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literally eating a caesar salad right now
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96583UP wrote:literally eating a caesar salad right now
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I've decided iceberg lettuce is the superior lettuce.
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BurtReynolds wrote:I've decided iceberg lettuce is the superior lettuce.
It’s the worst for anything other than putting on BLTs.
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What are you some kind of romaine supremacist?
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BurtReynolds wrote:What are you some kind of romaine supremacist?
nah, just your typical insufferable, judgmental RMer.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:I've decided iceberg lettuce is the superior lettuce.
It’s the worst for anything other than putting on BLTs.
Agreed
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BurtReynolds wrote:I've decided iceberg lettuce is the superior lettuce.
this is the correct answer..the other guys have heard too many talking heads that's it just all water and not good for you...lies..all lies
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iceberg lettuce is the father john misty of greens
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