The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:I haven't been having a problem, so my work in this arena continues to be strong. Glad to hear that's the case for others.
You’re becoming more machine than man. A machine who poops like a man.
Thank you?
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Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:I haven't been having a problem, so my work in this arena continues to be strong. Glad to hear that's the case for others.
You’re becoming more machine than man. A machine who poops like a man.
Thank you?
Goodnight.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:such a meanie
I mean I care about her as if I were her RM godparent. But I don’t care about the messy parts you have to deal with.
My kid eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Your kid eats breakfast?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:such a meanie
I mean I care about her as if I were her RM godparent. But I don’t care about the messy parts you have to deal with.
My kid eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Your kid eats breakfast?
lol
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:such a meanie
I mean I care about her as if I were her RM godparent. But I don’t care about the messy parts you have to deal with.
My kid eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Your kid eats breakfast?
lol
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pretty good poop today. I’ll go 8/10.
Bout the same.

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8.3 one going on right now. I’ll be honest bros, I love the feeling of a poop coming on, and then just a little bit later the poop coming to fruition. I am learning to appreciate the little things, like bigger stool.
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heck yeah, congrats.

this is good news.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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It’s an honor to be posting alongside such a porcelain god.
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This thread has me thinking about gut health lately. I think I eat well enough in that regard, but could always do better.

I've been considering fermenting some red cabbage and cauliflower.

Anyone here ever get into lacto-fermentation?
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:This thread has me thinking about gut health lately. I think I eat well enough in that regard, but could always do better.

I've been considering fermenting some red cabbage and cauliflower.

Anyone here ever get into lacto-fermentation?
i've pickled things. is that the same thing?
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:This thread has me thinking about gut health lately. I think I eat well enough in that regard, but could always do better.

I've been considering fermenting some red cabbage and cauliflower.

Anyone here ever get into lacto-fermentation?
i've pickled things. is that the same thing?
Everything I've read says it's not the same as pickling.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Just buy some yogurt man
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I did buy some yogurt, man.
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Ah, yes, I know the feeling. Sitting on a comfortable toilet seat, feeling the relief and relaxation wash over you as you release a long-awaited bowel movement. As you feel your body let go of its waste, a wave of satisfaction and pleasure washes over you. You can feel the weight of the world lifting off your shoulders, and a sense of lightness and freedom fills you. The sound and sensation of your feces hitting the water is music to your ears, and you can't help but feel a sense of pride and accomplishment. You take a deep breath and bask in the warm glow of a job well done. That, my friend, is the satisfaction of a truly relieving bowel movement.
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AI doesn’t defecate!
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dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:This thread has me thinking about gut health lately. I think I eat well enough in that regard, but could always do better.

I've been considering fermenting some red cabbage and cauliflower.

Anyone here ever get into lacto-fermentation?
i've pickled things. is that the same thing?
Everything I've read says it's not the same as pickling.
then no
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:This thread has me thinking about gut health lately. I think I eat well enough in that regard, but could always do better.

I've been considering fermenting some red cabbage and cauliflower.

Anyone here ever get into lacto-fermentation?
i've pickled things. is that the same thing?
Everything I've read says it's not the same as pickling.
then no
there's still time.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:This thread has me thinking about gut health lately. I think I eat well enough in that regard, but could always do better.

I've been considering fermenting some red cabbage and cauliflower.

Anyone here ever get into lacto-fermentation?
i've pickled things. is that the same thing?
I think dad’s talking about breastfeeding but I might be entirely incorrect
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I hadn’t pooped since Monday. I was pretty embarrassed about it, tbh, but not overly worried. My diet last week wasn’t ideal, but this week has been great. But obviously my body just wasn’t producing. Finally had 2 poops today. I’m feelin’ good in the neighborhood.
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