The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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bodysnatcher wrote:I hadn’t pooped since Monday. I was pretty embarrassed about it, tbh, but not overly worried. My diet last week wasn’t ideal, but this week has been great. But obviously my body just wasn’t producing. Finally had 2 poops today. I’m feelin’ good in the neighborhood.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I hadn’t pooped since Monday. I was pretty embarrassed about it, tbh, but not overly worried. My diet last week wasn’t ideal, but this week has been great. But obviously my body just wasn’t producing. Finally had 2 poops today. I’m feelin’ good in the neighborhood.
Congrats. Did you feel all that bloated?
Never. Felt completely normal. Poops weren’t anything special, just typical poops I would have had I pooped everyday. I’ve been eating a lot of soft foods lately, so I guess my system just hasn’t had a lot to digest, I dunno.
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nothing but ghost wipes again this week..getting worried
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I’m not an expert, but it sounds like you’re pooping the lining of your intestines lately.
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bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I hadn’t pooped since Monday. I was pretty embarrassed about it, tbh, but not overly worried. My diet last week wasn’t ideal, but this week has been great. But obviously my body just wasn’t producing. Finally had 2 poops today. I’m feelin’ good in the neighborhood.
Congrats. Did you feel all that bloated?
Never. Felt completely normal. Poops weren’t anything special, just typical poops I would have had I pooped everyday. I’ve been eating a lot of soft foods lately, so I guess my system just hasn’t had a lot to digest, I dunno.
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I pooped again. It wasn’t a lot, but it was needed. I rarely ever go twice a day.
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I went twice before 6:30 am!
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wtf
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:wtf
wease was born with two buttholes
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spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:wtf
wease was born with two buttholes
That explains...well, everything.
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I woke up at 4am and had to go. Then when I got up at 6am a I had to go again.
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Such is life with multiple anuses.
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my poops have not quite been back up to par since i had that norovirus a week ago

can tell the inner plumbing is still catching up

i mean i am pooping and it is solid

but it's not the same

been eating at least 1 salad most days too

might need to start juicing (probiotics)
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Praying for you.
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spike wrote:Such is life with multiple anuses.
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This thread has been trending like a mf lately
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Bammer wrote:This thread has been trending like a mf lately
I want to stop posting about my poops, but i'm just so thrilled to be normal again.
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Just had the best drop I’ve had all week. I feel great now.
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Took another good dump this morning. I’m back on track, fellas. The body is a wonderland.
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snatch’s poop face

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