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I don’t get why I irrationally wait until the gas pump asks me if I want a receipt so I can press “no” instead of just leaving. For some reason I think I need to do that to complete the transaction, lest someone pull in after me and get free gas on my dime.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:I don’t get why I irrationally wait until the gas pump asks me if I want a receipt so I can press “no” instead of just leaving. For some reason I think I need to do that to complete the transaction, lest someone pull in after me and get free gas on my dime.
Next person that pulls up to the pump doesn’t have to press no. You’re doing the right thing.
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spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:I don’t get why I irrationally wait until the gas pump asks me if I want a receipt so I can press “no” instead of just leaving. For some reason I think I need to do that to complete the transaction, lest someone pull in after me and get free gas on my dime.
Next person that pulls up to the pump doesn’t have to press no. You’re doing the right thing.
Right. But it’s not like they can get gas on my card without me doing it. I know this, and I’m still uneasy just leaving.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:I don’t get why I irrationally wait until the gas pump asks me if I want a receipt so I can press “no” instead of just leaving. For some reason I think I need to do that to complete the transaction, lest someone pull in after me and get free gas on my dime.
Next person that pulls up to the pump doesn’t have to press no. You’re doing the right thing.
Right. But it’s not like they can get gas on my card without me doing it. I know this, and I’m still uneasy just leaving.
It’s called OCD, my friend.
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spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:I don’t get why I irrationally wait until the gas pump asks me if I want a receipt so I can press “no” instead of just leaving. For some reason I think I need to do that to complete the transaction, lest someone pull in after me and get free gas on my dime.
Next person that pulls up to the pump doesn’t have to press no. You’re doing the right thing.
Right. But it’s not like they can get gas on my card without me doing it. I know this, and I’m still uneasy just leaving.
It’s called OCD, my friend.
Dammit. You’re 100000% right.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:I don’t get why I irrationally wait until the gas pump asks me if I want a receipt so I can press “no” instead of just leaving. For some reason I think I need to do that to complete the transaction, lest someone pull in after me and get free gas on my dime.
Next person that pulls up to the pump doesn’t have to press no. You’re doing the right thing.
Right. But it’s not like they can get gas on my card without me doing it. I know this, and I’m still uneasy just leaving.
It’s called OCD, my friend.
Dammit. You’re 100000% right.
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I’m thoroughly confused by the decisions my Roomba makes
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bodysnatcher wrote:I’m thoroughly confused by the decisions my Roomba makes
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Why Mrs Wease gets so upset if something gets brushed or wiped or whatever onto the floor after she’s swept, but never EVER dusts before sweeping.
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wease wrote:Why Mrs Wease gets so upset if something gets brushed or wiped or whatever onto the floor after she’s swept, but never EVER dusts before sweeping.
She is secretly pining for a Roomba
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dpupenya wrote:
wease wrote:Why Mrs Wease gets so upset if something gets brushed or wiped or whatever onto the floor after she’s swept, but never EVER dusts before sweeping.
She is secretly pining for a Roomba
We have one.
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wease wrote:
dpupenya wrote:
wease wrote:Why Mrs Wease gets so upset if something gets brushed or wiped or whatever onto the floor after she’s swept, but never EVER dusts before sweeping.
She is secretly pining for a Roomba
We have one.
No wonder, she's spoiled. Take it away from her. And then regale her with stories of back in our day, we didn't have swiffers and roombas, when our floors got dirty or counters dusty we hadda move..
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I don’t get this whole @dadboner schtick that Burt is doing
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wease wrote:
dpupenya wrote:
wease wrote:Why Mrs Wease gets so upset if something gets brushed or wiped or whatever onto the floor after she’s swept, but never EVER dusts before sweeping.
She is secretly pining for a Roomba
We have one.
Mr. Moneybags over here with a Roomba, 8 qt Air Fryer
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Put the roomba in the air fryer
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Put the air fryer on the roomba. Easy popcorn in every room of the house. At some stage.
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