The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri February 24, 2023 6:10 pm

I pooped at the grocery store again this morning

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Fri February 24, 2023 6:40 pm

Thanks to Snatch's way with words I've been workshopping a reimagined 'Karma Police', centered around the lyrics "he's crapping like a donkey". I'm tellin' ya, it really works in Yorke's vocal style.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri February 24, 2023 6:47 pm

lennytheweedwhacker · Fri February 24, 2023 8:06 pm

Got a not so good one going on right now.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri February 24, 2023 8:08 pm

Nothing wrong with a disappointing poop. Just don’t try and force it to be better, that’s when things go wrong.

lennytheweedwhacker · Fri February 24, 2023 8:16 pm

True is that.

Finally squeezed out another medium sized log though. Going to give this experience a 5/10.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri February 24, 2023 8:42 pm

The worst is when your trying to lay a brick and it feels like it has uncooked spaghetti noodles sticking out of it

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri February 24, 2023 9:23 pm

Snatch you may have a hemorrhoid

Post by **96583UP** » Sat February 25, 2023 3:43 pm

doug rr wrote:I pooped at the grocery store again this morning

crazy

Post by **96583UP** » Sat February 25, 2023 3:44 pm

had so much poop this morning the courtesy flush clogged the toilet on poop alone

haven’t had one of those in ages

Post by **96583UP** » Sat February 25, 2023 3:44 pm

was a dense pile

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Sat February 25, 2023 4:03 pm

96583UP wrote:
doug rr wrote:I pooped at the grocery store again this morning
crazy

Yeah, wtf?

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Sat February 25, 2023 5:42 pm

Higgs wrote:
96583UP wrote:
doug rr wrote:I pooped at the grocery store again this morning
crazy
Yeah, wtf?

I'm always good for 2 morning poops but I also go to the grocery store first thing to get the morning paper..its 12 miles away.i had only went once that morning and thought I was good...turned out I wasn't..

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Sat February 25, 2023 5:43 pm

Your grocery store has a public toilet?

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Sat February 25, 2023 5:46 pm

Higgs wrote:Your grocery store has a public toilet?

yeah, just next to the meat department

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Sat February 25, 2023 5:47 pm

And you're willing to use it?

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Sat February 25, 2023 5:48 pm

Sorry, I've just got this thing about public toilets.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Sat February 25, 2023 5:49 pm

I'm kidding, its not next to the meat department..but they do have a public toilet...I've used it 2 times in the last year..its clean and nice...I think grocery stores have to supply one

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Sat February 25, 2023 5:50 pm

its not like its a Starbucks toilet

dad · Post by **dad** » Sat February 25, 2023 5:51 pm

doug rr wrote:
Higgs wrote:Your grocery store has a public toilet?
yeah, just next to the meat department

honestly, every time, without fail…whenever we hit up the Trader Joe’s, which is about a 20-25 minute drive from our house, I have to pee as soon as we get there.

I bet your body has been conditioned to defecate when you get to that grocery store.

Red Mosquito

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