Eddie's anti gun rant during the the Mark Richards interview

[Lament]

Has this dead horse been beaten enough or should I go get my crowbar?

Nah, go get it. Then we can start on Star Wars.

I hear this "Phantom Menace" has problems?

I read on the internet it has a subtle anti-circumcision message.

[Rusted Sign]

I wouldn't wish harm on anyone, but being a father, if it was the choice between the gun owner coming to harm or a child being killed because said owner was to stupid to keep it safe, I know which one I'd go for. The sentiment I took from his (maybe misguided) statement, is that he's sick of innocent people getting caught in the crossfire of mindless, poorly regulated gun ownership. Responsible, law abiding gun owners need not be offended. You're probably not leaving it lying around, showboating or pistol whipping the wife in front of the kids, right?

Fair enough... but, come on!... it's coming from this guy:

I'm sure he keeps his axes locked away at night. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say!

[evenslow]

Guys, being a circumcised gun owning father of three I can comfortably say that eddie vedder won't be getting any more of my money so he can buy axes and circumcise unwitting pj fans. It just isn't right.

[IlluminEddie]

I wouldn't wish harm on anyone, but being a father, if it was the choice between the gun owner coming to harm or a child being killed because said owner was to stupid to keep it safe, I know which one I'd go for. The sentiment I took from his (maybe misguided) statement, is that he's sick of innocent people getting caught in the crossfire of mindless, poorly regulated gun ownership. Responsible, law abiding gun owners need not be offended. You're probably not leaving it lying around, showboating or pistol whipping the wife in front of the kids, right?

Fair enough... but, come on!... it's coming from this guy:

I'm sure he keeps his axes locked away at night. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say!

I would bet there's more risk of real injury from that game existing at a house in a safe than a gun (which only purpose is protection) that's also kept in a safe.

#EdsAnIdiot

[evenslow]

Has this dead horse been beaten enough or should I go get my crowbar?

Nah, go get it. Then we can start on Star Wars.

I hear this "Phantom Menace" has problems?

I read on the internet it has a subtle anti-circumcision message.

All the subtlety of an axe at a bris!

[evenslow]

I wouldn't wish harm on anyone, but being a father, if it was the choice between the gun owner coming to harm or a child being killed because said owner was to stupid to keep it safe, I know which one I'd go for. The sentiment I took from his (maybe misguided) statement, is that he's sick of innocent people getting caught in the crossfire of mindless, poorly regulated gun ownership. Responsible, law abiding gun owners need not be offended. You're probably not leaving it lying around, showboating or pistol whipping the wife in front of the kids, right?

Fair enough... but, come on!... it's coming from this guy:

I'm sure he keeps his axes locked away at night. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say!

I would bet there's more risk of real injury from that game existing at a house in a safe than a gun (which only purpose is protection) that's also kept in a safe.

#EdsAnIdiot

Fellas can we get this hashtag thing started somewhere where that formatting works? Might need to invent a site for it but I see potential.

[C4lukin]

Guys, being a circumcised gun owning father of three I can comfortably say that eddie vedder won't be getting any more of my money so he can buy axes and circumcise unwitting pj fans. It just isn't right.

I have to agree with this. Supporting the band at this point is not worth the risk of rampant Eddie hatchet throwing circumcision sprees. I will be there watching Pearl Jam in Dallas a month from now, but I am not bringing any newborns with me.

[Lament]

Guys, being a circumcised gun owning father of three I can comfortably say that eddie vedder won't be getting any more of my money so he can buy axes and circumcise unwitting pj fans. It just isn't right.

A man has gotta draw the line somewhere. I applaud your bravery, sir.

[Rusted Sign]

I wouldn't wish harm on anyone, but being a father, if it was the choice between the gun owner coming to harm or a child being killed because said owner was to stupid to keep it safe, I know which one I'd go for. The sentiment I took from his (maybe misguided) statement, is that he's sick of innocent people getting caught in the crossfire of mindless, poorly regulated gun ownership. Responsible, law abiding gun owners need not be offended. You're probably not leaving it lying around, showboating or pistol whipping the wife in front of the kids, right?

Fair enough... but, come on!... it's coming from this guy:

I'm sure he keeps his axes locked away at night. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say!

I would bet there's more risk of real injury from that game existing at a house in a safe than a gun (which only purpose is protection) that's also kept in a safe.

#EdsAnIdiot

I just googled 'accidental axe wounds' and got redirected to an upskirt site. Maybe the official figures aren't in yet.

#vaginasynonyms

[doug rr]

I wouldn't wish harm on anyone, but being a father, if it was the choice between the gun owner coming to harm or a child being killed because said owner was to stupid to keep it safe, I know which one I'd go for. The sentiment I took from his (maybe misguided) statement, is that he's sick of innocent people getting caught in the crossfire of mindless, poorly regulated gun ownership. Responsible, law abiding gun owners need not be offended. You're probably not leaving it lying around, showboating or pistol whipping the wife in front of the kids, right?

Fair enough... but, come on!... it's coming from this guy:

I'm sure he keeps his axes locked away at night. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say!

I would bet there's more risk of real injury from that game existing at a house in a safe than a gun (which only purpose is protection) that's also kept in a safe.

#EdsAnIdiot

I just googled 'accidental axe wounds' and got redirected to an upskirt site. Maybe the official figures aren't in yet.

#vaginasynonyms

tin roof rusted sign

[evenslow]

I'm glad we came to a consensus on this. I feel less alone about not preferring rock star initiated circumcision via giant axe.

[IlluminEddie]

I'm glad we came to a consensus on this. I feel less alone about not preferring rock star initiated circumcision via giant axe.

#vedderhelmet

could actually end the thread, if you think about it real hard....

#hard

[Lament]

I'm terrified just sitting here and thinking about all of the innocent people who will inevitably be killed when impressionable young men and women see this Ed vignette and are inspired to take an axe to a movie theatre or an elementary school or a military base and randomly kill dozens and dozens of innocent people.

What are you even thinking, Ed? The children of the world are looking to you for guidance, and this is what you give them? Shame on you.

[Rusted Sign]

I wouldn't wish harm on anyone, but being a father, if it was the choice between the gun owner coming to harm or a child being killed because said owner was to stupid to keep it safe, I know which one I'd go for. The sentiment I took from his (maybe misguided) statement, is that he's sick of innocent people getting caught in the crossfire of mindless, poorly regulated gun ownership. Responsible, law abiding gun owners need not be offended. You're probably not leaving it lying around, showboating or pistol whipping the wife in front of the kids, right?

Fair enough... but, come on!... it's coming from this guy:

I'm sure he keeps his axes locked away at night. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say!

I would bet there's more risk of real injury from that game existing at a house in a safe than a gun (which only purpose is protection) that's also kept in a safe.

#EdsAnIdiot

I just googled 'accidental axe wounds' and got redirected to an upskirt site. Maybe the official figures aren't in yet.

#vaginasynonyms

tin roof rusted sign

Love shack, baby!

[IlluminEddie]

I'm terrified just sitting here and thinking about all of the innocent people who will inevitably be killed when impressionable young men and women see this Ed vignette and are inspired to take an axe to a movie theatre or an elementary school or a military base and randomly kill dozens and dozens of innocent people.

What are you even thinking, Ed? The children of the world are looking to you for guidance, and this is what you give them? Shame on you.

#sheep

[doug rr]

I'm terrified just sitting here and thinking about all of the innocent people who will inevitably be killed when impressionable young men and women see this Ed vignette and are inspired to take an axe to a movie theatre or an elementary school or a military base and randomly kill dozens and dozens of innocent people.

What are you even thinking, Ed? The children of the world are looking to you for guidance, and this is what you give them? Shame on you.

oh please, any elementary school kid could stop a 5 ft tall rock star with an axe

[Lament]

If we all spent less time being upset about specific innocent people actually being killed by guns every year and more time being upset about elderly grunge survivors almost wishing harm upon a theoretical group of vaguely defined people we could definitely get this country back on track.

I'm in, guys. Where do I sign up for your newsletter, IlluminEddie?

[Lament]

I'm terrified just sitting here and thinking about all of the innocent people who will inevitably be killed when impressionable young men and women see this Ed vignette and are inspired to take an axe to a movie theatre or an elementary school or a military base and randomly kill dozens and dozens of innocent people.

What are you even thinking, Ed? The children of the world are looking to you for guidance, and this is what you give them? Shame on you.

oh please, any elementary school kid could stop a 5 ft tall rock star with an axe

The only way to stop a five foot tall rock star with an axe is with a 5 foot tall elementary school kid with an axe. I think we know what we've got to do...

[doug rr]

If we all spent less time being upset about specific innocent people actually being killed by guns every year and more time being upset about elderly grunge survivors almost wishing harm upon a theoretical group of vaguely defined people we could definitely get this country back on track.

I'm in, guys. Where do I sign up for your newsletter, IlluminEddie?

oh please, Malice's bark is much worst than her bite

[Lament]

When the lizard people who run the Illuminati show up to IlluminEddie's house, take his guns, and enslave his entire family with all the rest of us sheep, do you think he's gonna wish he'd spent more time prepping for their hostile takeover and less time posting on a Pearl Jam message board?