Eddie's anti gun rant during the the Mark Richards interview

[washing machine fake]

Are these the same lizard people making love in Getaway?

[evenslow]

If we all spent less time being upset about specific innocent people actually being killed by guns every year and more time being upset about elderly grunge survivors almost wishing harm upon a theoretical group of vaguely defined people we could definitely get this country back on track.

I'm in, guys. Where do I sign up for your newsletter, IlluminEddie?

I'm in. If only for something good to rise from the ashes of week's old foreskin previously chopped off by axe wielding rock star.

[doug rr]

When the lizard people who run the Illuminati show up to IlluminEddie's house, take his guns, and enslave his entire family with all the rest of us sheep, do you think he's gonna wish he'd spent more time prepping for their hostile takeover and less time posting on a Pearl Jam message board?

oh please, you cant ask those questions here knowing full well littlewing no longer posts here

[Rusted Sign]

When the lizard people who run the Illuminati show up to IlluminEddie's house, take his guns, and enslave his entire family with all the rest of us sheep, do you think he's gonna wish he'd spent more time prepping for their hostile takeover and less time posting on a Pearl Jam message board?

'The lizard people' is such an ignorant and offensive term. It's 'People of the Lizard' or 'Lizbians'.

[Lament]

If we all spent less time being upset about specific innocent people actually being killed by guns every year and more time being upset about elderly grunge survivors almost wishing harm upon a theoretical group of vaguely defined people we could definitely get this country back on track.

I'm in, guys. Where do I sign up for your newsletter, IlluminEddie?

I'm in. If only for something good to rise from the ashes of week's old foreskin previously chopped off by axe wielding rock star.

Maybe if the shooting sports industry slows down too much, Tj can make a living from the ashes of week's old foreskin previously chopped off by axe wielding rock star industry.

[Citizen Dick]

Once, in a bar/restaurant in Thailand, I saw a pirated DVD of one of The Lord of The Rings movies being played on the big screen. It was one of those copies that has the sound in english but for some reason also has poorly translated engrish subtitles.

Anyway, one particular scene has the Fellowship attacked by some orcs and giant wolf creatures. Gimli bravely faces off against one and cries “Bring that furry face to my axe!” Subtitles proclaim: “Bring that furry face to my ass!”











True story.

<insert Grampa Simpson gif>

[Lament]

When the lizard people who run the Illuminati show up to IlluminEddie's house, take his guns, and enslave his entire family with all the rest of us sheep, do you think he's gonna wish he'd spent more time prepping for their hostile takeover and less time posting on a Pearl Jam message board?

'The lizard people' is such an ignorant and offensive term. It's 'People of the Lizard' or 'Lizbians'.

Oh don't be so sensitive. I'm sick of all this PC bullshit. I have friends who are lizard people and they said I can use that term. They use it to each other, so why can't I?

[evenslow]

If we all spent less time being upset about specific innocent people actually being killed by guns every year and more time being upset about elderly grunge survivors almost wishing harm upon a theoretical group of vaguely defined people we could definitely get this country back on track.

I'm in, guys. Where do I sign up for your newsletter, IlluminEddie?

I'm in. If only for something good to rise from the ashes of week's old foreskin previously chopped off by axe wielding rock star.

Maybe if the shooting sports industry slows down too much, Tj can make a living from the ashes of week's old foreskin previously chopped off by axe wielding rock star industry.

We can pray.

[Lament]

If we all spent less time being upset about specific innocent people actually being killed by guns every year and more time being upset about elderly grunge survivors almost wishing harm upon a theoretical group of vaguely defined people we could definitely get this country back on track.

I'm in, guys. Where do I sign up for your newsletter, IlluminEddie?

I'm in. If only for something good to rise from the ashes of week's old foreskin previously chopped off by axe wielding rock star.

Maybe if the shooting sports industry slows down too much, Tj can make a living from the ashes of week's old foreskin previously chopped off by axe wielding rock star industry.

We can pray.

Are you finding yourself believing that you need God?

[IlluminEddie]

If we all spent less time being upset about specific innocent people actually being killed by guns every year and more time being upset about elderly grunge survivors almost wishing harm upon a theoretical group of vaguely defined people we could definitely get this country back on track.

I'm in, guys. Where do I sign up for your newsletter, IlluminEddie?

No need. I'm here for you... in person... at RM. That's why I'm here. Somehow, you may think it's the biggest thing's that keep slipping through your hands (probably an axe, or your tiny weiner), by think you're infallible...

...I'm here to help. Rest easy, my son. We can circumcise that tiny thing with Ed's axe. It CAN happen. Don't fret.

[evenslow]

When the lizard people who run the Illuminati show up to IlluminEddie's house, take his guns, and enslave his entire family with all the rest of us sheep, do you think he's gonna wish he'd spent more time prepping for their hostile takeover and less time posting on a Pearl Jam message board?

'The lizard people' is such an ignorant and offensive term. It's 'People of the Lizard' or 'Lizbians'.

Oh don't be so sensitive. I'm sick of all this PC bullshit. I have friends who are lizard people and they said I can use that term. They use it to each other, so why can't I?

I have all kinds of lizard people friends I can say what I want.

[evenslow]

If we all spent less time being upset about specific innocent people actually being killed by guns every year and more time being upset about elderly grunge survivors almost wishing harm upon a theoretical group of vaguely defined people we could definitely get this country back on track.

I'm in, guys. Where do I sign up for your newsletter, IlluminEddie?

I'm in. If only for something good to rise from the ashes of week's old foreskin previously chopped off by axe wielding rock star.

Maybe if the shooting sports industry slows down too much, Tj can make a living from the ashes of week's old foreskin previously chopped off by axe wielding rock star industry.

We can pray.

Are you finding yourself believing that you need God?

Mine is mine but TJ's might take its place.

[IlluminEddie]

Hey guys, seriously though, no need to get all upset at Ed's thoughts on gun owners needed to be taken out. Let's just go out and throw a round of axes to make it all good? Sound ok?

[Rusted Sign]

When the lizard people who run the Illuminati show up to IlluminEddie's house, take his guns, and enslave his entire family with all the rest of us sheep, do you think he's gonna wish he'd spent more time prepping for their hostile takeover and less time posting on a Pearl Jam message board?

'The lizard people' is such an ignorant and offensive term. It's 'People of the Lizard' or 'Lizbians'.

Oh don't be so sensitive. I'm sick of all this PC bullshit. I have friends who are lizard people and they said I can use that term. They use it to each other, so why can't I?

I have all kinds of lizard people friends I can say what I want.

I only listen to Lizard music on youtube. That's my only frame of reference. They excite me and scare me in equal measures.

[Lament]

No need. I'm here for you... in person... at RM. That's why I'm here. Somehow, you may think it's the biggest thing's that keep slipping through your hands (probably an axe, or your tiny weiner), by think you're infallible...

...I'm here to help. Rest easy, my son. We can circumcise that tiny thing with Ed's axe. It CAN happen. Don't fret.

If you'd read this thread you'd know I've already been circumcised. But the tiny penis thing, that was pretty clever. You should pat yourself on the back for that one. Only a truly enlightened being could've come up with that one. Between that and the name "IlluminEddie" it's obviously been a pretty productive year for you. Congrats.

[Rusted Sign]

The folks on guns.com have surprisingly taken some umbrage to Ed's recent remarks. Sometimes the world doesn't make sense to me.

[Lament]

When the lizard people who run the Illuminati show up to IlluminEddie's house, take his guns, and enslave his entire family with all the rest of us sheep, do you think he's gonna wish he'd spent more time prepping for their hostile takeover and less time posting on a Pearl Jam message board?

'The lizard people' is such an ignorant and offensive term. It's 'People of the Lizard' or 'Lizbians'.

Oh don't be so sensitive. I'm sick of all this PC bullshit. I have friends who are lizard people and they said I can use that term. They use it to each other, so why can't I?

I have all kinds of lizard people friends I can say what I want.

I only listen to Lizard music on youtube. That's my only frame of reference. They excite me and scare me in equal measures.

The Lizard music you find on youtube isn't even real Lizard music. It's just pop stars churning out a watered down version of it to make money. REAL lizard music is on on the streets.

[doug rr]

No need. I'm here for you... in person... at RM. That's why I'm here. Somehow, you may think it's the biggest thing's that keep slipping through your hands (probably an axe, or your tiny weiner), by think you're infallible...

...I'm here to help. Rest easy, my son. We can circumcise that tiny thing with Ed's axe. It CAN happen. Don't fret.

If you'd read this thread you'd know I've already been circumcised. But the tiny penis thing, that was pretty clever. You should pat yourself on the back for that one. Only a truly enlightened being could've come up with that one. Between that and the name "IlluminEddie" it's obviously been a pretty productive year for you. Congrats.

Hold me closer tiny weiner
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today

[darthvedder81]

It's really been a tough day on all of us gents. The disappointment in what one Eddie Vedder has to say about guns has really caused all of us to wonder if we should spend quite as much time on our Eddie Vedder related avatars as we normally might have.

Pearl jam? More like Pearl Harbor.

It's a tough day in any grown man's life when the frontman of the aging rock band whose non-official message board he frequents makes a comment that reinforces a stance he's held pretty consistently for the past twenty-plus years and does so in a manner that you can choose to be offended by if you really have the time and energy for it.

Has this dead horse been beaten enough or should I go get my crowbar?

Nah, go get it. Then we can start on Star Wars.

I hear this "Phantom Menace" has problems?

Phantom Menace > Lightning Bolt

[WtOB?]

i'm glad eddie said it and i pretty much agree.