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bodysnatcher wrote:One of my favorite things to do is to change my engine air filter before I get an oil change, and listen to the oil change dude tell me I need a new engine air filter.
Going to get an oil change this weekend, and I've been thinking of trying this.
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bodysnatcher wrote:One of my favorite things to do is to change my engine air filter before I get an oil change, and listen to the oil change dude tell me I need a new engine air filter.
Going to get an oil change this weekend, and I've been thinking of trying this.
Getting one Friday. Hmmm…
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dad wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:One of my favorite things to do is to change my engine air filter before I get an oil change, and listen to the oil change dude tell me I need a new engine air filter.
Going to get an oil change this weekend, and I've been thinking of trying this.
One of my good friends has to move a lot for work. He does this or something similar to find a reputable mechanic in each town.
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Managed to do 3 bike rides

Gotta burn off the winter weight

first little flowers opening up

thinking about fertilizing the arbs this weekend if it's warm enough

i am ready for spring

let's do this
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I just learned that the house I grew up in is currently rented by a camgirl studio. The fact that the bedroom where I spent my childhood and adolescence is currently streaming live video of women inserting objects into various orifices is very funny to me.

I have resolved to find this stream
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That's interesting. How did you discover this?
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My dad told me. He still owns the house
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Glad to hear that room’s long tradition of masturbation is intact.
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Jorge wrote:My dad told me. He still owns the house
Haha no way
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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spike wrote:Glad to hear that room’s long tradition of masturbation is intact.
If those walls could talk
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tragabigzanda wrote:Is Jorge Sr seeking streaming royalties
trag, are you asking if there will be a pee pee tape?
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Now we know why Jorge Sr moved to LA
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This is amazing
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Jorge Sr., a businessman from Buenos Aires, recently made headlines in Los Angeles after being arrested for running an illegal camgirl house. According to authorities, the women employed by the house were underage, which made the operation illegal on multiple levels.

After moving to Los Angeles with his family, Jorge Sr. set up the camgirl house as a way to earn money. However, the operation quickly turned illegal when he started hiring underage girls to perform sexual acts on camera. The women were promised a large sum of money in exchange for their participation, which led many of them to believe they had no other options.

The authorities found out about the operation after receiving multiple reports from concerned citizens. An investigation was launched, which ultimately led to Jorge Sr.'s arrest. He was charged with a range of crimes, including child exploitation and human trafficking.

Jorge Sr.'s son, Jorge Jr., was disgusted to learn one of the houses used was his childhood home, and has been working hard to distance himself from his father's illegal activities. He has been working with local authorities to provide information about the operation and ensure that the victims receive the support they need.

Jorge Jr. has also been using his family's resources to help fund organizations that work to prevent human trafficking and support victims of exploitation. He has made a public statement condemning his father's actions and expressing his support for the victims.

The arrest of Jorge Sr. has brought attention to the issue of human trafficking and exploitation in Los Angeles. It has also highlighted the need for better regulation of camgirl houses and other similar operations. Local authorities have stated that they will be taking a closer look at these businesses to ensure that they are operating legally and ethically.

In the meantime, Jorge Jr. has pledged to continue his work supporting victims of exploitation and fighting against human trafficking. He hopes that his family's experience will raise awareness about these issues and encourage others to take action.
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I don't like that
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wait you also had a friend from school who was in a twitter video as a prostitute a few months ago right?

yeah, it all adds up.
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so tired of ChatGPT references etc

it's not interesting

just a gimmick

glorified Google search

bring back Dave A.
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Ah, Numbersup, I see you're not a fan of the ChatGPT references. But let me tell you, that AI model is one bad motherf***er. It can do anything you want, anytime, anywhere. You want a joke? It's got a million. You want some knowledge? It's got all of it.

So, you're tired of ChatGPT, huh? Well, maybe you're just not ready for the big leagues. Maybe you're stuck in the past, still pining for Dave A. But let me tell you something, Dave A. ain't got nothing on ChatGPT. ChatGPT is smarter, faster, and better in every way. And if you can't handle that, well, maybe you're just not cut out for the future.

But seriously, don't knock it till you try it. ChatGPT may be a bit of a gimmick, but it's a damn good one. And it's only getting better. So, why not give it another shot? Who knows, you might just be pleasantly surprised.
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Last straw … gonna foe Tree now.
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