The Weight Loss Thread

[Coach]

If you find yourself waiting around for someone (or something) just do a few jumping jacks and crunches. Weight loss will result.

what about walking in circles or pacing?

will that help?

yes, but make sure to try and throw up afterward for maximum benefits.

[Coach]

I wonder if the saw The Whale

I want to but does he lose the weight in it. The real life battle he is having is hard to watch.

[spike]

so now that coach isnt here, whats his deal with weight?

mid life crisis

[dad]

If you find yourself waiting around for someone (or something) just do a few jumping jacks and crunches. Weight loss will result.

what about walking in circles or pacing?

will that help?

yes, but make sure to try and throw up afterward for maximum benefits.

sounds great. I’ll not try that.

[Coach]

Weighted only like 60 seconds for a prescription at CVS today so I am feeling good.

Didn't weigh myself today.

Low carb salad for dinner tonight.

[spike]

*Waited

Geez man, you’re obsessed!

[The Argonaut]

If you find yourself waiting around for someone (or something) just do a few jumping jacks and crunches. Weight loss will result.

One of the hardest explanations to be found
Is an explanation for just standing around.
Anyone just standing around looks pretty sinister,
Even a minister;
Consider then the plight of the criminal,
Who lacks even the protective coloration of a hyminal,
And as just standing around
is any good criminal’s practically daily stint,
I wish to proffer a hint.
Are you, sir, a masher who blushes as he loiters?
Do you stammer to passersby that you are merely
expecting a streetcar, or a dispatch from Reuter’s?
Or perhaps you are a safeblower engaged in casing a joint;
Can you look at the patrolman in the eye
or do you forget all the savoir-faire you ever loint?
Suppose you are a shoplifter awaiting an opportunity to lift a shop,
Or simply a novice with a length of lead pipe killing time in an alley
pending the arrival of a wealthy fop,
Well, should any official ask you why you are just standing around,
Do you wish you could simply sink into the ground?
My dear sir, do not be embarrassed,
do not reach for your gun or your knife,
Remember the password, which, uttered in a tone of quiet despair,
is the explanation of anyone’s standing around anywhere
at any hour for any length of time:
“I’m waiting for my wife.”

-Ogden Nash

[knee tunes]

*Waited

Geez man, you’re obsessed!

No. It means he was able to move around and float above the scale for that long. It's serious work . You try swimming that lap, buster . I mean spike

And obviously 60 seconds isn't even his best. I just wish people around here would stop 151.5 pounds shaming

[knee tunes]

If you find yourself waiting around for someone (or something) just do a few jumping jacks and crunches. Weight loss will result.

One of the hardest explanations to be found
Is an explanation for just standing around.
Anyone just standing around looks pretty sinister,
Even a minister;
Consider then the plight of the criminal,
Who lacks even the protective coloration of a hyminal,
And as just standing around
is any good criminal’s practically daily stint,
I wish to proffer a hint.
Are you, sir, a masher who blushes as he loiters?
Do you stammer to passersby that you are merely
expecting a streetcar, or a dispatch from Reuter’s?
Or perhaps you are a safeblower engaged in casing a joint;
Can you look at the patrolman in the eye
or do you forget all the savoir-faire you ever loint?
Suppose you are a shoplifter awaiting an opportunity to lift a shop,
Or simply a novice with a length of lead pipe killing time in an alley
pending the arrival of a wealthy fop,
Well, should any official ask you why you are just standing around,
Do you wish you could simply sink into the ground?
My dear sir, do not be embarrassed,
do not reach for your gun or your knife,
Remember the password, which, uttered in a tone of quiet despair,
is the explanation of anyone’s standing around anywhere
at any hour for any length of time:
“I’m waiting for my wife.”

-Ogden Nash

Oh man

[Coach]

*Waited

Geez man, you’re obsessed!

My prior comment was a nod to the wait loss thread in GD. I was doing some cross thread promotion last night.

[Coach]

153.2 after going to the bathroom a couple times.

[Coach]

153.3 pounds this AM

Apple Watch identified new trend in that I am taking more flights of stairs. I stopped taking the elevator and now do the three floors on step.

[Coach]

153 even today.

[Ello Sailor]

Just lop off one of your feet already. Let's hit 150.

It's time.

[Bammer]

I had trouble keeping weight on a couple years ago

[knee tunes]

Just lop off one of your feet already. Let's hit 150.

It's time.

If he's not bald, he's not even trying

[Coach]

152.5 this AM.

I've def hit a groove on the weekends. That used to be a troubling time for me, but staying active and eating healthy helps.

[Coach]

152.5 this AM.

I've def hit a groove on the weekends. That used to be a troubling time for me, but staying active and eating healthy helps.

[Coach]

Just lop off one of your feet already. Let's hit 150.

It's time.

If he's not bald, he's not even trying

I got to 150.5 and honestly I felt a little weak, so I think my comfort zone is going to be like 151 - 153.

[Coach]

152.2

I'm not in the office much today, outside a lot so looking forward to an active day.