The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[dad]

I had to crank one out a few minutes before the maid arrived this morning. Thought of dad.

I ended up going while our housekeeper was here.

Landing a new gig has emboldened you.

maybe? also, not wanting to shit my pants at this stage of my life might've played a role.

[Coach]

Who are you referring to? Maybe they have like reverse Crohn's or something.

A few pages back I had revealed some research (e.g. googling poop) that said some people go 2-3 times a day, some 2-3 per week.

The article said as long as you are consistent that's what counts most and is considered healthy.

[Coach]

I go only 1-2 times, mostly once a day, and I just can't imagine going longer than a day.

[tree_]

Who are you referring to? Maybe they have like reverse Crohn's or something.

A few pages back I had revealed some research (e.g. googling poop) that said some people go 2-3 times a day, some 2-3 per week.

The article said as long as you are consistent that's what counts most and is considered healthy.

I bet their poops are like 5+ pounds!

[Coach]

Who are you referring to? Maybe they have like reverse Crohn's or something.

A few pages back I had revealed some research (e.g. googling poop) that said some people go 2-3 times a day, some 2-3 per week.

The article said as long as you are consistent that's what counts most and is considered healthy.

I bet their poops are like 5+ pounds!

It would be amazing if someone in that category joined the thread and shared.

[96583UP]

First one of the day in the books

Smooth sailing

looking forward to what the day brings

[JuanHamm]

It's only 7:30 and I'm taking my second poop of the day.

[Coach]

It's part of life. No shame in that.

[tree_]

I'm ashamed of all of you

[Coach]

No shame unless you have an accident. And even if you do, we will forgive.

[tree_]

I did that recently. But I don’t wanna talk about it. Anybody ever poop the bed?

[Coach]

my problem is urinating and knowing when I am truly done so I need to be more patient with that.

[tree_]

I struggle with that as well. Particularly when drinking.

Anybody have any wiping troubles? For some reason sometimes it feels like I just can’t get a clean enough down there. Probably because not enough poop came out and it’s still in there trying to get out

[spike]

Keep going tree

[Coach]

I mean every bathroom in my house has fresh wipes for those kinds of situations.

[tree_]

Yeah that would be helpful. This predicament usually occurs at work where the toilet paper is basically actual paper. You’re just smearing it all over your butt until the layer is thin enough that you’re not picking up anymore and then when you pull your pants up and walk around it gets moist and gets all itchy

[Coach]

You could keep a package of fresh wipes in your desk. When you need to go discreetly take a few out place into a plastic bag and into your pocket before walking into the restroom.

Once inside, do your business. Then, reach for pockets and the fresh wipes. Use wipes.

[tree_]

Good point. I guess it just doesn't happen enough that I think about proper preparation. But I think I will try to remember to bring some wet wipes to work now. Thanks coach.

[Coach]

I like to drink diet soda at work, so I always load my desk up with 12 packs of Coke Zero.

[dad]

Yeah that would be helpful. This predicament usually occurs at work where the toilet paper is basically actual paper. You’re just smearing it all over your butt until the layer is thin enough that you’re not picking up anymore and then when you pull your pants up and walk around it gets moist and gets all itchy

It really bothers me that some employers will not splurge on good paper.

My butthole is just as important to the mission, and I deserve two-ply.