The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:Yeah that would be helpful. This predicament usually occurs at work where the toilet paper is basically actual paper. You’re just smearing it all over your butt until the layer is thin enough that you’re not picking up anymore and then when you pull your pants up and walk around it gets moist and gets all itchy
It really bothers me that some employers will not splurge on good paper.

My butthole is just as important to the mission, and I deserve two-ply.
Do you have a union?
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There is unwavering compassion here. :luv:
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no joke, we travel with our own toilet paper..not worth the risk
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spike wrote:
dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:Yeah that would be helpful. This predicament usually occurs at work where the toilet paper is basically actual paper. You’re just smearing it all over your butt until the layer is thin enough that you’re not picking up anymore and then when you pull your pants up and walk around it gets moist and gets all itchy
It really bothers me that some employers will not splurge on good paper.

My butthole is just as important to the mission, and I deserve two-ply.
Do you have a union?
actually, we do...but where i am now joining the union is a death sentence if you want to climb the ladder.
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Hey guys, I hope this doesn't sound too strange, but this is a strange thread.... If, anyone is interested in live streaming their next dump please let me know.
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Coach wrote:Hey guys, I hope this doesn't sound too strange, but this is a strange thread.... If, anyone is interested in live streaming their next dump please let me know.
What kind of angle you talking?
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dad wrote:
spike wrote:
dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:Yeah that would be helpful. This predicament usually occurs at work where the toilet paper is basically actual paper. You’re just smearing it all over your butt until the layer is thin enough that you’re not picking up anymore and then when you pull your pants up and walk around it gets moist and gets all itchy
It really bothers me that some employers will not splurge on good paper.

My butthole is just as important to the mission, and I deserve two-ply.
Do you have a union?
actually, we do...but where i am now joining the union is a death sentence if you want to climb the ladder.
I can’t believe you have to choose between your career and your butthole.
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spike wrote: I can’t believe you have to choose between your career and your butthole.
Leave bammer out of this
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tree_ wrote:
Coach wrote:Hey guys, I hope this doesn't sound too strange, but this is a strange thread.... If, anyone is interested in live streaming their next dump please let me know.
What kind of angle you talking?
Whatever feels comfortable.

I think the only requirement is that we all get a look in the toilet afterward so that we can comment intelligently about the end product.
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dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:Yeah that would be helpful. This predicament usually occurs at work where the toilet paper is basically actual paper. You’re just smearing it all over your butt until the layer is thin enough that you’re not picking up anymore and then when you pull your pants up and walk around it gets moist and gets all itchy
It really bothers me that some employers will not splurge on good paper.

My butthole is just as important to the mission, and I deserve two-ply.
You deserve nothing. You're lucky they don't just put a stack of old newspapers in the bathroom.
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up at 4:45 this morning...still nothing
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JuanHamm wrote:
dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:Yeah that would be helpful. This predicament usually occurs at work where the toilet paper is basically actual paper. You’re just smearing it all over your butt until the layer is thin enough that you’re not picking up anymore and then when you pull your pants up and walk around it gets moist and gets all itchy
It really bothers me that some employers will not splurge on good paper.

My butthole is just as important to the mission, and I deserve two-ply.
You deserve nothing. You're lucky they don't just put a stack of old newspapers in the bathroom.
Rude.
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just had a very easy poop. came out smoothe and longe and easy to clean up. very smelly but i courtesy flushed right away. efficient.
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tree_ wrote:just had a very easy poop. came out smoothe and longe and easy to clean up. very smelly but i courtesy flushed right away. efficient.
What a great story. I don’t mind a bit of stench, let’s you know you put in some hard work.
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spike wrote:
tree_ wrote:just had a very easy poop. came out smoothe and longe and easy to clean up. very smelly but i courtesy flushed right away. efficient.
What a great story. I don’t mind a bit of stench, let’s you know you put in some hard work.
Our shared bathroom back here is right in the hallway everybody who works back here passes through all the time. We prop the door open when not in use, so if you don't courtesy flush (which most people seem to not), everyone is forced to smell it. In one department I'm pretty sure they smell it all the time. I have a closed door and enough space that separates me from it, but I'm still courteous. The thought of forcing upon others the foul odor of my exploits takes me aback. I don't know how others do it, but they do.
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tree_ wrote:
spike wrote:
tree_ wrote:just had a very easy poop. came out smoothe and longe and easy to clean up. very smelly but i courtesy flushed right away. efficient.
What a great story. I don’t mind a bit of stench, let’s you know you put in some hard work.
Our shared bathroom back here is right in the hallway everybody who works back here passes through all the time. We prop the door open when not in use, so if you don't courtesy flush (which most people seem to not), everyone is forced to smell it. In one department I'm pretty sure they smell it all the time. I have a closed door and enough space that separates me from it, but I'm still courteous. The thought of forcing upon others the foul odor of my exploits takes me aback. I don't know how others do it, but they do.
I'm actually not a fan of the shared private bathroom. Give me stalls w/ decent walls and I'm good.
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Coach wrote:
tree_ wrote:
spike wrote:
tree_ wrote:just had a very easy poop. came out smoothe and longe and easy to clean up. very smelly but i courtesy flushed right away. efficient.
What a great story. I don’t mind a bit of stench, let’s you know you put in some hard work.
Our shared bathroom back here is right in the hallway everybody who works back here passes through all the time. We prop the door open when not in use, so if you don't courtesy flush (which most people seem to not), everyone is forced to smell it. In one department I'm pretty sure they smell it all the time. I have a closed door and enough space that separates me from it, but I'm still courteous. The thought of forcing upon others the foul odor of my exploits takes me aback. I don't know how others do it, but they do.
I'm actually not a fan of the shared private bathroom. Give me stalls w/ decent walls and I'm good.
It has stalls and two toilets. I'm thinking because both MALES and FEMALES use it, they figure it's probably best if only one is in there per session. Probably to avoid rape, or like weird spying stuff.
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tree_ wrote:
Coach wrote:
tree_ wrote:
spike wrote:
tree_ wrote:just had a very easy poop. came out smoothe and longe and easy to clean up. very smelly but i courtesy flushed right away. efficient.
What a great story. I don’t mind a bit of stench, let’s you know you put in some hard work.
Our shared bathroom back here is right in the hallway everybody who works back here passes through all the time. We prop the door open when not in use, so if you don't courtesy flush (which most people seem to not), everyone is forced to smell it. In one department I'm pretty sure they smell it all the time. I have a closed door and enough space that separates me from it, but I'm still courteous. The thought of forcing upon others the foul odor of my exploits takes me aback. I don't know how others do it, but they do.
I'm actually not a fan of the shared private bathroom. Give me stalls w/ decent walls and I'm good.
It has stalls and two toilets. I'm thinking because both MALES and FEMALES use it, they figure it's probably best if only one is in there per session. Probably to avoid rape, or like weird spying stuff.
I'd just worry that somehow you forget to lock the door or lock it incorrectly and boom! someone opens it and there you are
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Didn’t poop yesterday, and haven’t yet today. Been eating a lot of smoothies so maybe that’s it.
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Sometimes going for a walk or run shakes things up a bit. Good luck my friend. Once your bowel movements become regular we can close the thread. BUT, we leave it open for now.
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