The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

dad · Post by **dad** » Thu March 09, 2023 8:47 pm

I hope we never have to close or lock this thread.

Do we have any metrics for the amount of activity in here lately?

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Thu March 09, 2023 8:51 pm

The Board is at an all-time high in weight loss, time lost due to excessive waiting, and poop talk.

lennytheweedwhacker · Fri March 10, 2023 12:49 am

I fear I am back on the constipation train.

Higgs · Post by **Higgs** » Fri March 10, 2023 1:50 am

Lately my poop has been giving off the distinct odour of some of the rubs we have been using on the steaks we throw on the Weber. Its like its going straight through me and I am laying well-seasoned logs. I might want to ease off on the seasoning for a bit.

dad · Post by **dad** » Fri March 10, 2023 1:52 am

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I fear I am back on the constipation train.

damnit, no.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri March 10, 2023 2:03 am

Unlike our collective buttholes, thus thread will never close !

wease · Post by **wease** » Fri March 10, 2023 2:01 pm

Had a substantial movement this morning. Everyone should have one like that every day. The world would be a happier place.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri March 10, 2023 2:21 pm

Jealous

lennytheweedwhacker · Fri March 10, 2023 2:22 pm

Just one log today. It’s of decent size, but I feel like I should have more.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri March 10, 2023 2:49 pm

I can feel one brewing

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri March 10, 2023 3:00 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just one log today. It’s of decent size, but I feel like I should have more.

I produced one solid log as well. It popped out like champagne cork, so excited to see what’s coming.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri March 10, 2023 3:04 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:I can feel one brewing

What a disappointment. It was basically a strawberry.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri March 10, 2023 4:56 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I can feel one brewing
What a disappointment. It was basically a strawberry.

Followed it up with some soft serve

Now if I could find a way to poop sprinkles we’d have a nice little dessert going here.

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri March 10, 2023 5:19 pm

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Fri March 10, 2023 5:35 pm

love it when you take a dump an hour after your shower, and your wipes are like someone brushed your crack with some brown Sherwin Williams

wease · Post by **wease** » Fri March 10, 2023 6:15 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:love it when you take a dump an hour after your shower, and your wipes are like someone brushed your crack with some brown Sherwin Williams

It’s worse when it happens right after the shower.

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri March 10, 2023 6:17 pm

you always gotta shit before the shower, guys.

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Fri March 10, 2023 6:18 pm

Anybody ever poop whilst showering? I haven't.

spike · Post by **spike** » Fri March 10, 2023 6:37 pm

I just received some live texts from a friend that would fit right into this thread.

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Fri March 10, 2023 6:45 pm

what'd the texts say

Red Mosquito

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