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spike wrote:you always gotta shit before the shower, guys.
Oh definitely. Sometimes the body has its own ideas.
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tree_ wrote:what'd the texts say
the cliff notes

epic shit

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tree_ wrote:Anybody ever poop whilst showering? I haven't.
last night, one of my kids told me he pooped in the shower at his mom's house a few years ago, just because he wanted to see what would happen.

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dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:Anybody ever poop whilst showering? I haven't.
last night, one of my kids told me he pooped in the shower at his mom's house a few years ago, just because he wanted to see what would happen.

I love that kid.
What happened? Did he say?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just one log today. It’s of decent size, but I feel like I should have more.
Pushing more out now. This wipe is going to suck.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just one log today. It’s of decent size, but I feel like I should have more.
Pushing more out now. This wipe is going to suck.
Wouldn’t a ghost wipe be worse?
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spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just one log today. It’s of decent size, but I feel like I should have more.
Pushing more out now. This wipe is going to suck.
Wouldn’t a ghost wipe be worse?
Why is that?

Part of the suckage of mine was a bad poop yesterday that had already caused me to wipe my butt raw. And this one was a decent log and a half, then a bunch that's sizes were akin to a shorter but slightly wider twix bar.
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Sitting down for my second session of the day.
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spike wrote:Sitting down for my second session of the day.
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Just took a few stool softeners and will focus on consuming an adequate amount of fiber today and tomorrow.
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Woke up this morning and took unloaded about 3 days worth
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that had to feel nice

i have been focusing on exercising more lately and trying to eat less/healthier

would have historically expected glorious high-fiber morning dumps but they have been a little underwhelming tbh

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No poop yesterday. Holding out hope for today.
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On my second drop today. The first was pretty good so I’ve got high hopes for this one.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:No poop yesterday. Holding out hope for today.
Well that escalated quickly. Was large and borderline cowpie-esque, but had some form. Still squeezing a bit more out.
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Super average dookie this morning. I had a light dinner and a smoothie later in the evening. Not enough substance to work with, apparently.

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Ello Sailor wrote:Super average dookie this morning. I had a light dinner and a smoothie later in the evening. Not enough substance to work with, apparently.

I've let you down, team.
What are you having for dinner?
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I'll probably cook a chicken curry with some steamed broccoli on the side. Basmati rice, obviously. People who prefer jasmine are wrong.

I'll be back to my donkey crapping ways in no time.
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Ello Sailor wrote:I'll probably cook a chicken curry with some steamed broccoli on the side. Basmati rice, obviously. People who prefer jasmine are wrong.

I'll be back to my donkey crapping ways in no time.
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Been traveling since 6am. Got a bit out before that. Looking forward to acquainting myself with our hotel toilet soon.
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