The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon March 13, 2023 7:04 pm

How much does flatulence weigh, PSI?

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon March 13, 2023 7:05 pm

Step 1. Hold in gas and step on scale. Measure and record. Step off.

Step 2. Release gas. Step on scale, measure, record.

Interesting.

lennytheweedwhacker · Mon March 13, 2023 7:08 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:What is holding in a fart?
You can’t?
Why would I deprive anyone the pleasure?

Do you wfh

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon March 13, 2023 7:09 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:What is holding in a fart?
You can’t?
Why would I deprive anyone the pleasure?
Do you wfh

Yes but I still grip it and rip it in public. I need to make SOME sort of contribution to humanity.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon March 13, 2023 7:11 pm

Any one else enjoy unleashing a fart as you leave an elevator?

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon March 13, 2023 7:12 pm

I wonder how long a toot retains its odour when trapped in an air tight container...

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Mon March 13, 2023 7:13 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:Any one else enjoy unleashing a fart as you leave an elevator?

Is there a more perfect time to fart?

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Mon March 13, 2023 7:14 pm

tree_ wrote:I wonder how long a toot retains its odour when trapped in an air tight container...

One of my brother's friends farted in a jar and left it in his locker for a while (at least weeks, maybe longer). I wasn't there when it was opened, but I was told it was horrible.

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon March 13, 2023 7:17 pm

JuanHamm wrote:
tree_ wrote:I wonder how long a toot retains its odour when trapped in an air tight container...

One of my brother's friends farted in a jar and left it in his locker for a while (at least weeks, maybe longer). I wasn't there when it was opened, but I was told it was horrible.

So the pungency builds upon itself at an exponential rate... interesting

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon March 13, 2023 7:24 pm

Maybe I’m just not running with the right crowds, but you don’t really hear about stink bombs anymore these days

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon March 13, 2023 8:36 pm

uh-oh.. i think i ate too much leftover asparagus and steak.. brb

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon March 13, 2023 8:45 pm

not too bad.. just a little runny with tiny little chunks, what appeared to be minced garlic.. toilet paper wasn't tough enough though.. i really shoudl bring wet wipes

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon March 13, 2023 8:53 pm

a few weeks ago, i had some partially undigested baby spinach leaves in my stool. has anyone else had this happen?

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Mon March 13, 2023 8:56 pm

spike wrote:a few weeks ago, i had some partially undigested baby spinach leaves in my stool. has anyone else had this happen?

Never. Maybe you're eating more spinach than your body is capable of processing.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon March 13, 2023 8:59 pm

spike wrote:a few weeks ago, i had some partially undigested baby spinach leaves in my stool. has anyone else had this happen?

Yes, one of the best poops in my entire life

wease · Post by **wease** » Mon March 13, 2023 10:11 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:
spike wrote:a few weeks ago, i had some partially undigested baby spinach leaves in my stool. has anyone else had this happen?
Yes, one of the best poops in my entire life

Usually any time I eat greens.

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Mon March 13, 2023 10:43 pm

Poop talk is funny, but I don't think I can get on board with the whole soft serve thing. Disgoostang!

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon March 13, 2023 10:44 pm

Ello Sailor wrote:Poop talk is funny, but I don't think I can get on board with the whole soft serve thing. Disgoostang!

River soot?

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Mon March 13, 2023 11:40 pm

In a perfect world, all craps would be donkey craps.

spike · Post by **spike** » Tue March 14, 2023 12:27 am

Ello Sailor wrote:Poop talk is funny, but I don't think I can get on board with the whole soft serve thing. Disgoostang!

Spoiler: show

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