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My farts are really hot tonight. I haven’t had anything spicy. Just real hot. Burns.
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The kale I had for supper is already working on me.
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No poop today :(
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Pooped at the Grand Canyon visitors center.

It wasn’t great, but it was something.
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dad wrote:Pooped at the Grand Canyon visitors center.

It wasn’t great, but it was something.
Take only photos, leave only footsteps. And a screaming big turd at the visitors centre.
Free boops today.
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Nice one this AM. Really long and satisfying. Stomach looks and feels smaller. No bloat feeling either.
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Weak log and a few pebbles. My knee also hurts after a short, crappy run yesterday. I hate my body #thisis40
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Guy, wait until you hit 45, that's when shit hit the fan with my body. Only now recovering and trying to reverse aging process at 46 years.
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I wonder if anyone's shit actually hit the fan
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tree_ wrote:I wonder if anyone's shit actually hit the fan
It’s how doctors determine if you need a colonoscopy.
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dad wrote:Pooped at the Grand Canyon visitors center.

It wasn’t great, but it was something.
Iconic poop
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bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:Pooped at the Grand Canyon visitors center.

It wasn’t great, but it was something.
Iconic poop
A life goal would be to poop inside all the nation's parks.
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Coach wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:Pooped at the Grand Canyon visitors center.

It wasn’t great, but it was something.
Iconic poop
A life goal would be to poop inside all the nation's parks.
I’m trying to knock off every state in America. I’m actually getting fairly close, but fear the last few will be the ones that will take forever to accomplish
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bodysnatcher wrote:
Coach wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:Pooped at the Grand Canyon visitors center.

It wasn’t great, but it was something.
Iconic poop
A life goal would be to poop inside all the nation's parks.
I’m trying to knock off every state in America. I’m actually getting fairly close, but fear the last few will be the ones that will take forever to accomplish
have you conquered wisconsin yet? they put cheese on everything, so boss level.
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bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:Pooped at the Grand Canyon visitors center.

It wasn’t great, but it was something.
Iconic poop
hey, buddy
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spike wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
Coach wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:Pooped at the Grand Canyon visitors center.

It wasn’t great, but it was something.
Iconic poop
A life goal would be to poop inside all the nation's parks.
I’m trying to knock off every state in America. I’m actually getting fairly close, but fear the last few will be the ones that will take forever to accomplish
have you conquered wisconsin yet? they put cheese on everything, so boss level.
Nope, never been to Wisconsin actually. I have a feeling I would shit the moment I step off the airplane.
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bodysnatcher wrote:
spike wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
Coach wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
dad wrote:Pooped at the Grand Canyon visitors center.

It wasn’t great, but it was something.
Iconic poop
A life goal would be to poop inside all the nation's parks.
I’m trying to knock off every state in America. I’m actually getting fairly close, but fear the last few will be the ones that will take forever to accomplish
have you conquered wisconsin yet? they put cheese on everything, so boss level.
Nope, never been to Wisconsin actually. I have a feeling I would shit the moment I step off the airplane.
I haven’t been to the Milwaukee airport in years, but I recall it being a pretty clean place with decent restrooms.
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Or are you saying you’d literally shit on the air bridge?
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I pooped on railroad tracks once, as a child
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tree_ wrote:I pooped on railroad tracks once, as a child
Is this what keeps happening in Ohio?
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