The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[96583UP]

strange days for me in poop zone

guess this is what life is like when you are eating less

one forced baby poop a morning

meh

[bodysnatcher]

That’s where I’ve been for a week, except for one episode where I recreated a life size replica of Mt Kilimanjaro

[lennytheweedwhacker]

6.5er going on right now. Better than 6 or lower.

[Coach]

Solid two dumps within 15 min of each other to start the day. Very satisfying. Took a little longer than I wanted to for clean up.

[JuanHamm]

Started the day with a little good shit, bad shit

[Coach]

Solid two dumps within 15 min of each other to start the day. Very satisfying. Took a little longer than I wanted to for clean up.

Breaking News: As reported in The Weight Loss thread, I had a third bowel movement late in the AM after my weigh-in.

[spike]

Went to bed with an upset belly region, resulting in a needed bathroom stop at 6am. No biggie, except we’re sharing a room with the kid, so she’s been up since then.

[Coach]

Solid two dumps within 15 min of each other to start the day. Very satisfying. Took a little longer than I wanted to for clean up.

Breaking News: As reported in The Weight Loss thread, I had a third bowel movement late in the AM after my weigh-in.

Wow, just had my fourth movement of the day. This time at work. Required a courtesy flush.

Yikes, I guess that taco salad I made last night hit hard.

[Coach]

Solid two dumps within 15 min of each other to start the day. Very satisfying. Took a little longer than I wanted to for clean up.

Breaking News: As reported in The Weight Loss thread, I had a third bowel movement late in the AM after my weigh-in.

Wow, just had my fourth movement of the day. This time at work. Required a courtesy flush.

Yikes, I guess that taco salad I made last night hit hard.

These extra dumps now clear up why I wasn't happy with my clean up for the first two. I had unfinished business!

[96583UP]

had a welcome 2nd one of reasonable girth and satisfying grit this morning. i ate a bunch of sprouted wheat pretzels in the evening it appears to have turned the tide. will look to do more of that

[Coach]

I read online that 75 percent of your poop is made up of water actually.

The harder and drier it is...the worse. Means it's been sitting in your body too long. You always want to have a little wetness to it like a fresh moist cupcake.

[96583UP]

i had a bunch of cucumbers yesterday too

i drink water throughout the day but now that you mention it i need to eat more fleshy vegetables

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Just ate for the first time today and my farts feel weird. Maybe I’ll poo later.

[Coach]

Good luck later. Try not to think about it too much.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Good luck later. Try not to think about it too much.

Cheeseburger and fries on the way. I’m feeling like I will poo afterward.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Good luck later. Try not to think about it too much.

Cheeseburger and fries on the way. I’m feeling like I will poo afterward.

A log came out fairly quickly. It’s a good size around, but not sure how long as a portion of it is not visible now. Pushed out a few pebbles afterward. I still feel something, but not sure I’ll get it out. Thanks.

[spike]

When did this thread become so descriptive?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

When did this thread become so descriptive?

Let us have this.

[bodysnatcher]

When did this thread become so descriptive?

It took a few years but this thread has really grown into something I’m truly proud of

[96583UP]

had squid ink spaghetti for dinner and lo and behold this morning’s poop is jet black and smells like poopy squid