The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

[Peeps]

What do you mean, how do I give it back to her? Put it in an envelope and put it in her hand. If she tries to get cute again and refuse it, call her into your office and tell her why you won't accept it and put it in her hand again.

then after that give her the 100 bill

Jerry, HR would like to see you first thing tomorrow.

There have been a few times that something has been said where my coworker and boss both look at me to see me struggle to hold a comment in. 3 years in and it will take a mystical force to get me to fuck this up

[Bammer]

Bammer's problem is he wants to receive these gifts. And clearly has done many times in the past.

But that's not his role/position.

Hey man I’m not stipid enough to turn down a 6-pack of Spacedust or a Huskies t-shirt but I’m not out here trying to accept cash.

[The Argonaut]

You would think a big fancy lawyer like Bammer would know better

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Post your business card, Bammer.

[Bammer]

Post your business card, Bammer.

Spoiler: show

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Post your business card, Bammer.

Spoiler: show

This checks out.

[Higgs]

You could just offer her $100 for a blow job. That way you get a nice reward and neither of you end up out of pocket.

Spoiler: show

I kid! I kid!

[bodysnatcher]

The weird thing is she gave you cash in the first place. Who does that? Was it your birthday and is she your aunt?

[Bammer]

The weird thing is she gave you cash in the first place. Who does that? Was it your birthday and is she your aunt?

Bingo.

Super awkward.

[Bi_3]

Bammer's problem is he wants to receive these gifts. And clearly has done many times in the past.

But that's not his role/position.

Hey man I’m not stipid enough to turn down a 6-pack of Spacedust or a Huskies t-shirt but I’m not out here trying to accept cash.

If you were that stipid, you wouldnt shut up about backspacer

[Peeps]

You could just offer her $100 for a blow job. That way you get a nice reward and neither of you end up out of pocket.

Spoiler: show

I kid! I kid!

why do you assume she has a d!ck?

[wease]

I set up 7 interviews for Thursday. Stay tuned…

So far, I’ve had 5 no-shows. Two more to go.

[bodysnatcher]

I set up 7 interviews for Thursday. Stay tuned…

So far, I’ve had 5 no-shows. Two more to go.

Who took the under ??

[Coach]

The weird thing is she gave you cash in the first place. Who does that? Was it your birthday and is she your aunt?

Exactly.

A couple jobs ago, I technically worked inside an HR department because it included Legal and Communications peeps. They do deal with a lot of messed up sh$%.

If you have someone in HR you trust, talk to them (not in writing). If not, then I never understood this to be a big difficult decision. Just give the $$ back soon.

[wease]

I set up 7 interviews for Thursday. Stay tuned…

So far, I’ve had 5 no-shows. Two more to go.

Who took the under ??

Only one out of the seven showed up.

[bodysnatcher]

I set up 7 interviews for Thursday. Stay tuned…

So far, I’ve had 5 no-shows. Two more to go.

Who took the under ??

Only one out of the seven showed up.

Instant hire then?

[spike]

Wease does your company pay shit?

[wease]

I set up 7 interviews for Thursday. Stay tuned…

So far, I’ve had 5 no-shows. Two more to go.

Who took the under ??

Only one out of the seven showed up.

Instant hire then?

Haha! Pretty much.

She was actually one of the better ones I talked to on the phone and the interview went well.

[wease]

Wease does your company pay shit?

We’re very competitive within our markets. One of the problems is hospitals in the area are paying people $10-15/ hr more than what we can afford to pay.

[The Argonaut]

just close the business. gone fishin'