The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Liked "squid ink spaghetti"
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bodysnatcher wrote:
spike wrote:When did this thread become so descriptive?
It took a few years but this thread has really grown into something I’m truly proud of
I credit all the poo weight talk.
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Explosive stress poo x 4 today.

Anxiety can go fuck itself.
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LetMeSleep wrote:Explosive stress poo x 4 today.

Anxiety can go fuck itself.
I used to have bad anxiety and panic attacks, too, but some therapy helped and I feel much better now.
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I've got a good one brewing. Just gotta get out of bed...
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I barely made it to the throne this morning. Had a good cleaning out, tho.
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OMG, fellas. True story from this AM.

I'm taking a dump and then notice I am very low on toilet paper. Had to do a couple wipes and then had to steal TP from my daughter's bathroom to finish the job. Oh well. It was solid. Feel really good down there.
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Poop sched is off today. Nothing doing in the AM, but a couple afternoon stop n drops.
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i still haven't been the same since my squid pasta

hoping that today's corned beef and cabbage gives me the right balance to resume normal operations
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Nothing today. Hopefully tomorrow brings a new release.
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praying 4 u
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96583UP wrote:praying 4 u
Thanks bro I appreciate the divine intervention plea
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I slept for twelve glorious hours last night.
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spike wrote:I slept for twelve glorious hours last night.
And then you pooped?
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Was 4 minutes late to a client zoom meeting bc of a dump today.

I was also playing wordle though
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First poop after returning from our desert trip, and it was massive. Felt like I released all that I’d eaten for the whole trip.

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oh fak

so happy for you
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dad wrote:First poop after returning from our desert trip, and it was massive. Felt like I released all that I’d eaten for the whole trip.

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not a lot of pooping today. look out tomorrow.
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spike wrote:not a lot of pooping today. look out tomorrow.
dad absorbed all of our poop through atmospheric osmosis
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