Admit Something

[Chris_H_2]

Think I’ll go with the headband instead.

[bart]

I love it when I forget about a post I made in an old thread and then make myself laugh several years later

[tree_]

I love it when I forget about a post I made in an old thread and then make myself laugh several years later

we all do this but none has the courage to admit it but you

[Jorge]

It's probably a little gross to admit but sometimes I stumble upon old posts of mine and I CRACK MYSELF TF UP

[tree_]

It's probably a little gross to admit but sometimes I stumble upon old posts of mine and I CRACK MYSELF TF UP

I remember that. I thought you were joking.

[Coach]

unless i have to suit up for special occasions - i have used the same ~15 Brooks Brothers non-iron dress shirts in same size in white (12) or blue (3) for the last ~7 years; and the same 3 dress pants of the same italian brand/size, but slightly different colors, i got from bloomingdale's ~5 years ago

makes things so much easier in the morning

boomer secret: no one cares and i am not dating anyone

sometimes i throw a sleeveless fleece on top to help carry stuff in pockets and cover up my belly fat

I have about a dozen BB non-iron dress shirts in my rotation over the last decade or so. Solid choice.

[bart]

It's probably a little gross to admit but sometimes I stumble upon old posts of mine and I CRACK MYSELF TF UP

ok well I’m not going back to read YOUR old posts

[96583UP]

unless i have to suit up for special occasions - i have used the same ~15 Brooks Brothers non-iron dress shirts in same size in white (12) or blue (3) for the last ~7 years; and the same 3 dress pants of the same italian brand/size, but slightly different colors, i got from bloomingdale's ~5 years ago

makes things so much easier in the morning

boomer secret: no one cares and i am not dating anyone

sometimes i throw a sleeveless fleece on top to help carry stuff in pockets and cover up my belly fat

I have about a dozen BB non-iron dress shirts in my rotation over the last decade or so. Solid choice.

they have lasted longer than i ever expected

must be that industrial grade teflon coating that makes them non-iron

has saved a lot of ironing time

i will get skin cancer but at least i will have had all the extra free time i would have been ironing

spent staring at a phone / computer screen

that will also give me cancer

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Are you a mobster?

[bart]

So glad I don't have to wear suits or business casual to work anymore, went through a couple years of those kind of jobs and I can't see myself going back. But yeah those BB non irons shirts are great, even though BB quality has gone downhill since they were bought out.

[Coach]

unless i have to suit up for special occasions - i have used the same ~15 Brooks Brothers non-iron dress shirts in same size in white (12) or blue (3) for the last ~7 years; and the same 3 dress pants of the same italian brand/size, but slightly different colors, i got from bloomingdale's ~5 years ago

makes things so much easier in the morning

boomer secret: no one cares and i am not dating anyone

sometimes i throw a sleeveless fleece on top to help carry stuff in pockets and cover up my belly fat

I have about a dozen BB non-iron dress shirts in my rotation over the last decade or so. Solid choice.

they have lasted longer than i ever expected

must be that industrial grade teflon coating that makes them non-iron

has saved a lot of ironing time

i will get skin cancer but at least i will have had all the extra free time i would have been ironing

spent staring at a phone / computer screen

that will also give me cancer

I'm in the same boat, my friend

[96583UP]

So glad I don't have to wear suits or business casual to work anymore, went through a couple years of those kind of jobs and I can't see myself going back. But yeah those BB non irons shirts are great, even though BB quality has gone downhill since they were bought out.

i bought a nice suit on sale from them several months deep into the pandemic when they were falling apart, but before they were sold

it’s still in the original plastic / untailored bc I haven’t had to suit up much

need to take it to get tailored one of these days

maybe in the summer when i am more fit

working off my winter blubber now

[96583UP]

unless i have to suit up for special occasions - i have used the same ~15 Brooks Brothers non-iron dress shirts in same size in white (12) or blue (3) for the last ~7 years; and the same 3 dress pants of the same italian brand/size, but slightly different colors, i got from bloomingdale's ~5 years ago

makes things so much easier in the morning

boomer secret: no one cares and i am not dating anyone

sometimes i throw a sleeveless fleece on top to help carry stuff in pockets and cover up my belly fat

I have about a dozen BB non-iron dress shirts in my rotation over the last decade or so. Solid choice.

they have lasted longer than i ever expected

must be that industrial grade teflon coating that makes them non-iron

has saved a lot of ironing time

i will get skin cancer but at least i will have had all the extra free time i would have been ironing

spent staring at a phone / computer screen

that will also give me cancer

I'm in the same boat, my friend

our boat uses charmin ultra-soft

[Coach]

unless i have to suit up for special occasions - i have used the same ~15 Brooks Brothers non-iron dress shirts in same size in white (12) or blue (3) for the last ~7 years; and the same 3 dress pants of the same italian brand/size, but slightly different colors, i got from bloomingdale's ~5 years ago

makes things so much easier in the morning

boomer secret: no one cares and i am not dating anyone

sometimes i throw a sleeveless fleece on top to help carry stuff in pockets and cover up my belly fat

I have about a dozen BB non-iron dress shirts in my rotation over the last decade or so. Solid choice.

they have lasted longer than i ever expected

must be that industrial grade teflon coating that makes them non-iron

has saved a lot of ironing time

i will get skin cancer but at least i will have had all the extra free time i would have been ironing

spent staring at a phone / computer screen

that will also give me cancer

I'm in the same boat, my friend

our boat uses charmin ultra-soft

and Angel Soft

[96583UP]

i just ate 15 girl scout cookies

fml

[lennytheweedwhacker]

You’re out of control

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Which ones

[96583UP]

tagalongs

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[96583UP]

yes

yes they are

<gargling noise>