Is the Hummer the dumbest vehicle on the road?

[JuanHamm]

It honestly blows my mind that there are adults in the world who think they're cool. I wouldn't even want to be seen as a passenger in one.

It's just a Chevy Tahoe with a bunch of tacky plastic glued to it. Even my 12 year old nephew doesn't think they're cool and he's the target audience.

Is there a less cool vehicle in the world?

[wease]

The Nissan Cube?

[Jorge]

Saw a bunch of those cube cars during my visit to St Louis. Couldn't believe how dumb they looked

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[wease]

PT Cruiser

The Cube is way lamer.

[JuanHamm]

I used to work at Avis (around 2010) and the two least popular cars were the PT Cruiser and the HHR.

The Loser Cruiser was the worse car of the two. It's got the turning radius of a semi, the pickup of an overly laden mule and gets shitty gas mileage.

It's actually a pretty impressively shitty car.

[Chris_H_2]

When my wife used to have to fly to her headquarters, she would rent the ugliest cars they had. Her co-workers couldn’t wait till she arrived to see what nonsense she’d pull up in. She got a ton of kudos for her lime green cube. But her chef’s kiss was this bad boy:

[tree_]

Is that a truck? ewww

[Peeps]

the mini-coopers are horrible but for my money the smart cars are the most horrendously dumb cars to be created

[Chris_H_2]

Is that a truck? ewww

It’s an extra long bed (the pic doesn’t do it justice).

[wease]

The Canyonero?

[Higgs]

When my wife used to have to fly to her headquarters, she would rent the ugliest cars they had. Her co-workers couldn’t wait till she arrived to see what nonsense she’d pull up in. She got a ton of kudos for her lime green cube. But her chef’s kiss was this bad boy:

This is amazing. Your wife is a legend.

[epilogue]

PT Cruiser

The Cube is way lamer.

Maybe but the Cruiser is actually the dumber choice because they constantly catch fire.

[The Argonaut]

[tree_]

[E.H. Ruddock]

Guys, its the Nissan Qube. Get it right.

[Bammer]

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... hilit=Cars

[Chris_H_2]

this isn't about you bammer

[JuanHamm]

I don't think the Taurus X is a particularly ugly car.

[spike]

Giant trucks like F150s are the dumbest, when driven by someone who has no use for a pickup truck.