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[lennytheweedwhacker]

I'm right ear exclusive. Not sure i've ever really tried left ear, unless it was momentary convenience like occasion.

[JuanHamm]

Speakerphone or earbuds are a must if I’m calling Lenny’s mom.

Please stop calling her

Why don't you want your mom to be happy?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Speakerphone or earbuds are a must if I’m calling Lenny’s mom.

Please stop calling her

Why don't you want your mom to be happy?

I don't want her to end up like your mom after spike harassed her. Bald with a boob job.

[wease]

Speakerphone or earbuds are a must if I’m calling Lenny’s mom.

Please stop calling her

Why don't you want your mom to be happy?

I don't want her to end up like your mom after spike harassed her. Bald with a boob job.

[spike]

Speakerphone or earbuds are a must if I’m calling Lenny’s mom.

Please stop calling her

Sorry, I meant when your mom calls me.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Chris_H_2]

Speakerphone or let’s just talk later

It’s a phone, not a walkie talkie

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Speakerphone or earbuds are a must if I’m calling Lenny’s mom.

Please stop calling her

Sorry, I meant when your mom calls me.

She actually has laryngitis right now so not cool.

[Bammer]

Are we voting for our favorite Pj song now? First it was vote a song off the island, but now it’s vote for the one you like?

Sorry man I don’t know

[spike]

Speakerphone or earbuds are a must if I’m calling Lenny’s mom.

Please stop calling her

Sorry, I meant when your mom calls me.

She actually has laryngitis right now so not cool.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Speakerphone or earbuds are a must if I’m calling Lenny’s mom.

Please stop calling her

Sorry, I meant when your mom calls me.

She actually has laryngitis right now so not cool.

Pray for her. Right now.

[wease]

Are we voting for our favorite Pj song now? First it was vote a song off the island, but now it’s vote for the one you like?

That is correct

[bodysnatcher]

Which current shtick is worse:

Coach's weight loss obsession, or 9up's Yo Soy Gay campaign?

[tree_]

you just have schtick envy

[JuanHamm]

I'm really enjoying coach's new schtick.

[spike]

Which current shtick is worse:

Coach's weight loss obsession, or 9up's Yo Soy Gay campaign?

coach's is more fascinating as a character study

[Jorge]

Please tell me about the last time you missed a flight. What happened?

[tree_]

I have never missed a flight. And now you know a little bit more about me.

[Jorge]

I have never missed a flight. And now you know a little bit more about me.

Me neither, I live in fear of it and have come close a handful of times

[tree_]

I have only flown a handful of times, though. So that says far more about you than it does me.