The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

lennytheweedwhacker · Sat March 18, 2023 4:09 am

Goodnight.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Sat March 18, 2023 4:42 am

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Goodnight.

Sweet dream captain

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Sat March 18, 2023 5:40 pm

Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.

lennytheweedwhacker · Sat March 18, 2023 5:44 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.

God I hate those.

I'm due a poop soon I hate my body.

spike · Post by **spike** » Sat March 18, 2023 6:45 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.

Doesn’t this mean you just haven’t quite finished yet, and there’s a poop still there?

lennytheweedwhacker · Sat March 18, 2023 7:29 pm

spike wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.
Doesn’t this mean you just haven’t quite finished yet, and there’s a poop still there?

Yes, but what confounds me is it must be too hard to pass yet also wet enough to cause a mess. I've never researched it though.

spike · Post by **spike** » Sat March 18, 2023 7:36 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.
Doesn’t this mean you just haven’t quite finished yet, and there’s a poop still there?
Yes, but what confounds me is it must be too hard to pass yet also wet enough to cause a mess. I've never researched it though.

It’s alright. It moves in mysterious ways.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Sat March 18, 2023 7:42 pm

spike wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.
Doesn’t this mean you just haven’t quite finished yet, and there’s a poop still there?

There was nothing left. I think it’s more like when a snail leaves a trail of slime

lennytheweedwhacker · Sat March 18, 2023 7:59 pm

spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Good poop this morning, but the wipes were as if I melted a Hershey Kiss in my butt crack.
Doesn’t this mean you just haven’t quite finished yet, and there’s a poop still there?
Yes, but what confounds me is it must be too hard to pass yet also wet enough to cause a mess. I've never researched it though.
It’s alright. It moves in mysterious ways.

lennytheweedwhacker · Sat March 18, 2023 8:02 pm

Really felt like it was time to go, and have only pushed out a few small logs. I took some stool softener a bit ago, so maybe tomorrow will be my lucky poo day. Going to eat some broccoli and high fiber protein powder/greek yogurt bowl later also.

Post by **96583UP** » Sat March 18, 2023 8:40 pm

explosive midday diarrhea

unexpected but felt great after

must have been backed up

lennytheweedwhacker · Sat March 18, 2023 8:47 pm

96583UP wrote:explosive midday diarrhea

unexpected but felt great after

must have been backed up

Must be nice!

wease · Post by **wease** » Sat March 18, 2023 8:56 pm

Second drop of the day. A good clean one.

Post by **96583UP** » Sun March 19, 2023 11:37 am

have not pooped yet but 3 cups of coffee deep already

what a whirlwind this week has been

never know what next to expect

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Sun March 19, 2023 4:10 pm

Probably just took my best dump of the week. Which isn’t saying much.

dad · Post by **dad** » Sun March 19, 2023 4:42 pm

It says something.

lennytheweedwhacker · Sun March 19, 2023 4:45 pm

My farts last night before bed smelled atrocious, and i've been fearful of farting today as I do not want to pass out. Hoping to poo soon after lunch.

lennytheweedwhacker · Sun March 19, 2023 5:58 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:My farts last night before bed smelled atrocious, and i've been fearful of farting today as I do not want to pass out. Hoping to poo soon after lunch.

Good poo. 7.9/10.

Post by **96583UP** » Sun March 19, 2023 6:00 pm

had a poop, was disappointing. need to think deep about where i am at poop-wise

lennytheweedwhacker · Sun March 19, 2023 7:27 pm

I feel weak af now. Like I pooped out my immunity system.

Red Mosquito

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