The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Sun March 19, 2023 7:33 pm

My farts smell like rotten eggs

lennytheweedwhacker · Sun March 19, 2023 7:35 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:My farts smell like rotten eggs

What is wrong with us

dad · Post by **dad** » Sun March 19, 2023 8:00 pm

My wife just told me my farts smell like a hamster cage.

spike · Post by **spike** » Sun March 19, 2023 8:04 pm

I pooped on the plane, but couldn’t relax cuz my kid was in her seat alone. Now I’m on my usual throne closing the loop.

lennytheweedwhacker · Mon March 20, 2023 2:25 pm

9/10 poop this morning. Only loses some points because of wipe.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Mon March 20, 2023 2:27 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I feel weak af now. Like I pooped out my immunity system.

You should probably go to bed

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Mon March 20, 2023 2:27 pm

Oh that was old

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Mon March 20, 2023 2:28 pm

Well it's still good advice

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon March 20, 2023 2:41 pm

oranges

lennytheweedwhacker · Mon March 20, 2023 2:46 pm

Goodnight.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon March 20, 2023 3:09 pm

Didn't eat very well this weekend so I paid for it this AM. Honestly, I don't even want to describe it, just know it was kinda bad and now over.

Monkey_Driven · Post by **Monkey_Driven** » Mon March 20, 2023 3:20 pm

Coach wrote:Didn't eat very well this weekend so I paid for it this AM. Honestly, I don't even want to describe it, just know it was kinda bad and now over.

you should try to explain it, we've all been there

this thread is a safe space

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon March 20, 2023 5:09 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:9/10 poop this morning. Only loses some points because of wipe.

Same here. Expect mine was only a one wiper!

(Two wipes technically bc the second was just a safety wipe to make sure)

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon March 20, 2023 5:21 pm

Monkey_Driven wrote:
Coach wrote:Didn't eat very well this weekend so I paid for it this AM. Honestly, I don't even want to describe it, just know it was kinda bad and now over.
you should try to explain it, we've all been there

this thread is a safe space

Update: After lunch, I went again. This is not over yet.

I appreciate this being a safe place. And, I like to go over the line w/ my message board posting. But I want to be able to eat certain foods again and if I describe these loose poops I might not be able to eat those certain kinds of foods again.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon March 20, 2023 5:22 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:9/10 poop this morning. Only loses some points because of wipe.
Same here. Expect mine was only a one wiper!

(Two wipes technically bc the second was just a safety wipe to make sure)

Don't get too cocky. No one ever got hurt conducting a "just in case" wipe.

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon March 20, 2023 5:28 pm

I tried wiping before the poop this time, just to see what effect it would have. Turns out it works better! Highly recommend.

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon March 20, 2023 5:29 pm

tree_ wrote:I tried wiping before the poop this time, just to see what effect it would have. Turns out it works better! Highly recommend.

A preemptive wipe?

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon March 20, 2023 5:30 pm

Coach wrote:
tree_ wrote:I tried wiping before the poop this time, just to see what effect it would have. Turns out it works better! Highly recommend.
A preemptive wipe?

The preemptive wipe is all you need, turns out.

dad · Post by **dad** » Mon March 20, 2023 5:42 pm

tree_ wrote:
Coach wrote:
tree_ wrote:I tried wiping before the poop this time, just to see what effect it would have. Turns out it works better! Highly recommend.
A preemptive wipe?
The preemptive wipe is all you need, turns out.

amazing.

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon March 20, 2023 5:43 pm

dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:
Coach wrote:
tree_ wrote:I tried wiping before the poop this time, just to see what effect it would have. Turns out it works better! Highly recommend.
A preemptive wipe?
The preemptive wipe is all you need, turns out.
amazing.

I can't explain it, how it works, but it's true. Just try it.

Red Mosquito

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