The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Coach wrote:Came down w Covid for the first time on Monday. Did not poop until this AM (Thurs). Feel much better.
sorry coach, that sucks.. glad you're feeling better tho
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tree_ wrote:
Coach wrote:Came down w Covid for the first time on Monday. Did not poop until this AM (Thurs). Feel much better.
sorry coach, that sucks.. glad you're feeling better tho
Thanks, first time for me, it's no joke. 48 hours of some intense body aches, fever. I think the shots and booster helped.
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Felt a poo sensation. Sitting on the can now. Nothing.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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still haven't had a single girthy log in a while
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96583UP wrote:still haven't had a single girthy log in a while
sending girthy poop vibes to you and lenny.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Felt a poo sensation. Sitting on the can now. Nothing.
Got a few small stones out right after posting that. Took a few minutes but then had a mediocre log, but I definitely felt more emptied. Had a few more slivers and was done.
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made a big pan of black beans w/fajita spices. been spooning that onto high fiber wraps all day. hoping these translate into nice poop tomorrow
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I’d get sick of that after like 1.5 wraps. You must be desperate.
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96583UP wrote:made a big pan of black beans w/fajita spices. been spooning that onto high fiber wraps all day. hoping these translate into nice poop tomorrow
I have a feeling you will find success in your pursuit.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:made a big pan of black beans w/fajita spices. been spooning that onto high fiber wraps all day. hoping these translate into nice poop tomorrow
I have a feeling you will find success in your pursuit.
Might even shat the pants bed.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:made a big pan of black beans w/fajita spices. been spooning that onto high fiber wraps all day. hoping these translate into nice poop tomorrow
I have a feeling you will find success in your pursuit.
Might even shat the pants bed.
That would be bad.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:made a big pan of black beans w/fajita spices. been spooning that onto high fiber wraps all day. hoping these translate into nice poop tomorrow
I have a feeling you will find success in your pursuit.
Might even shat the pants bed.
That would be bad.
Or it could be a huge relief.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil

now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:made a big pan of black beans w/fajita spices. been spooning that onto high fiber wraps all day. hoping these translate into nice poop tomorrow
I have a feeling you will find success in your pursuit.
Might even shat the pants bed.
That would be bad.
Or it could be a huge relief.
Not with the clean up.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:made a big pan of black beans w/fajita spices. been spooning that onto high fiber wraps all day. hoping these translate into nice poop tomorrow
I have a feeling you will find success in your pursuit.
Might even shat the pants bed.
That would be bad.
Or it could be a huge relief.
Not with the clean up.
Better out of the pants than in of the bed.
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spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:made a big pan of black beans w/fajita spices. been spooning that onto high fiber wraps all day. hoping these translate into nice poop tomorrow
I have a feeling you will find success in your pursuit.
Might even shat the pants bed.
That would be bad.
Or it could be a huge relief.
Not with the clean up.
Better out of the pants than in of the bed.
Oh okay
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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i jazzed the beans up with sauteed onions, and in later rounds added salsa and cheese

overall pretty flavorful

i just hope the poop is robust
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you will probably explode from gas first
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Nice one this AM. Back on track, feeling better after covid.
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Dropped two very big logs right as I sat down. Felt a little more and only got a small rock sized one. The wiping was excessive, so I give this a 9.5/10.
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