The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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still unsatisfied with my poops as of late
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ghost wipes the last 2 days.. feeling good
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Could have been me there. Just took about a 3-footer. Wouldn’t have been able to measure it though bc it slid right down the drain.
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How do you know it was a three footer then?
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See, I’ve been positive I crapped out a long one before, but a visual inspection debunks that. The anus cannot be trusted in this regard.
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I’m not sure I’ve ever had more than a foot tu*d, but sometimes a long one curls up and more disappears in the drain.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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they can be very shy creatures
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Beautiful.tree_ wrote:they can be very shy creatures
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Today is one of those days where I’m really glad I don’t live in India or somewhere I have to shit into a hole in the floor
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Although, if we were conditioned to squat instead of sit, would we be well oiled pooping machines?
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Some of us do that anyway.spike wrote:Although, if we were conditioned to squat instead of sit, would we be well oiled pooping machines?
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Squatting doesn’t matter when you shoot out a poo poo paintball that splatters everything.
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Oops I meant this reply to be to snatch’s India post.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Some of us do that anyway.spike wrote:Although, if we were conditioned to squat instead of sit, would we be well oiled pooping machines?
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No wonder your mortgage payments were so low.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Oops I meant this reply to be to snatch’s India post.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Some of us do that anyway.spike wrote:Although, if we were conditioned to squat instead of sit, would we be well oiled pooping machines?
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Oh by us I meant tree and PeopleMyAge.spike wrote:No wonder your mortgage payments were so low.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Oops I meant this reply to be to snatch’s India post.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Some of us do that anyway.spike wrote:Although, if we were conditioned to squat instead of sit, would we be well oiled pooping machines?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Both hole shitters for sure.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Oh by us I meant tree and PeopleMyAge.spike wrote:No wonder your mortgage payments were so low.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Oops I meant this reply to be to snatch’s India post.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Some of us do that anyway.spike wrote:Although, if we were conditioned to squat instead of sit, would we be well oiled pooping machines?
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God bless those anuses.spike wrote:Both hole shitters for sure.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Oh by us I meant tree and PeopleMyAge.spike wrote:No wonder your mortgage payments were so low.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Oops I meant this reply to be to snatch’s India post.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Some of us do that anyway.spike wrote:Although, if we were conditioned to squat instead of sit, would we be well oiled pooping machines?
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
my farts are so aggressive tonight they merit reference in the poop thread
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