The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Two nice solid dumps before 8 am. I'm probably good for the day.

I'm a Type 3 or 4 pooper. What's your type?

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Combination of the first three with few deviations. The occasional 4.
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Taking my second dump of the day at the moment.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Combination of the first three with few deviations. The occasional 4.
Interesting, so your issue is more with constipation.
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JuanHamm wrote:Taking my second dump of the day at the moment.
JuanHamm is losing weight and taking great dumps like it's nobody's business! Nice!
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Coach wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:Taking my second dump of the day at the moment.
JuanHamm is losing weight and taking great dumps like it's nobody's business! Nice!
I have dysentery
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JuanHamm wrote:
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JuanHamm wrote:Taking my second dump of the day at the moment.
JuanHamm is losing weight and taking great dumps like it's nobody's business! Nice!
I have dysentery
I hope that clears up w/ antibiotics?
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Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Combination of the first three with few deviations. The occasional 4.
Interesting, so your issue is more with constipation.
Yep. Been an issue for a few years now. It rarely ever was before. Weird thing is I used to have a lot of upset stomach trouble, not necessarily diarrhea, but now I rarely do.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Combination of the first three with few deviations. The occasional 4.
Interesting, so your issue is more with constipation.
Yep. Been an issue for a few years now. It rarely ever was before. Weird thing is I used to have a lot of upset stomach trouble, not necessarily diarrhea, but now I rarely do.
I could see if you were a drinker and always dehydrated, but just doesn't seem fair given how healthy you are in general.
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Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Combination of the first three with few deviations. The occasional 4.
Interesting, so your issue is more with constipation.
Yep. Been an issue for a few years now. It rarely ever was before. Weird thing is I used to have a lot of upset stomach trouble, not necessarily diarrhea, but now I rarely do.
I could see if you were a drinker and always dehydrated, but just doesn't seem fair given how healthy you are in general.
Yeah it’s pretty crazy because it was a bit after I began drinking a crap ton water everyday. I’m just trying to be more conscious of my fiber intake now. Broccoli seems to help a lot, and despite their sugar content I’ve been ordering baked beans a lot. I havent taken stool softeners in a few weeks so these things have seemed to help
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Dump a cap of MiraLax in your coffee every morning, Len.
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The one thing about getting older is that random pain in the ass health crap pops up a lot more often. It's not life and death, but still these hiccups are a pain to deal with.
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What I mean by crap is bad skin, hair, digestion issues, temperature issues, sore muscles, etc.
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Random aches and pains. Take longer to heal. That kinda stuff.
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spike wrote:Dump a cap of MiraLax in your coffee every morning, Len.
I will not.
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Currently taking a 3rd dump. This is a small one.
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Goodness.
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bodysnatcher wrote:Took a dump today during an audio-only zoom interview
fkin all-star

and did you RM about it while the interview was live too? that would have been baller af
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Coach wrote:Two nice solid dumps before 8 am. I'm probably good for the day.

I'm a Type 3 or 4 pooper. What's your type?

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i am like a hybrid of 2, 5, and 6 lately

yet all i eat is fiber now

maybe i have too much fiber
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yet all i eat is fiber now

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and girl scout cookies
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