Travel thread

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Let My Love Open the Matador

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Marker In the Sangria

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Dirty Stank

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Sleeping by Myself, all day while civilized societies have productive daytime workdays

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Young English Student Learning Spanish Behind the Tapas Counter in a Large Dump of a Town

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I’m Open (at irresponsibly odd hours)

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Unemployable

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Why Go

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tell us how you really feel

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ok fine buckle up

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Barcelona is a fucking dump

The spanish (from spain) are a lazy, stupid people

that Gaudi Cathedral is heinous

it is impossible to eat food at normal meal times

customer service is terrible

the city is dirty

and unsafe

it is full of 20-something english speaking children there to ‘learn spanish’ parading around town wasted

it is beginner training wheels europe vacation for beta brain americans

paella is bland and unsatisfying

did i mention the customer service is terrible and it is impossible to eat a meal at regular meal time

all the people exhibit response times similar to those with mental retardation

probably because the entire society lives according to a sleep schedule appropriate for college sophomores that inhibits proper brain function

the people talk and walk like they have peanut butter in their butt

they are lazy

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but i do enjoy fried squid and vino verde when you can find a fucking place that is actually open to sell it to you

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haha east coasters are such snobs

[Jorge]

the people talk and walk like they have peanut butter in their butt

A good line from a terrible, terrible post

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all the people exhibit response times similar to those with mental retardation

Have you considered that this may be because you are screaming "YO SOY GAY" at them in the middle of the street

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Patatas Ways

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

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haha east coasters are such snobs

midwesterners are too soft!

Spoiler: show

except at 4am at the cowboy bar

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all the people exhibit response times similar to those with mental retardation

Have you considered that this may be because you are screaming "YO SOY GAY" at them in the middle of the street

but this is basically the spanish (from spain) national anthem