The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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Thank you for your service, wease.
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spike wrote:Wease is the free soft serve machine at Jason’s Deli.
"everyone's cone gets a lick"
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96583UP wrote:
spike wrote:Wease is the free soft serve machine at Jason’s Deli.
"everyone's cone gets a lick"
*Gets in line*
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spike wrote:Jason’s Deli.
Now that’s a name I haven’t seen in quite a while
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after a weekend of mediocre poops, i dropped an absolute redwood off this morning.
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congrats

i am back to mediocre poops again
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Yesterday was a struggle. Several stopoffs, disappointing results.
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dad wrote:after a weekend of mediocre poops, i dropped an absolute redwood off this morning.
So happy for you.
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So, so day. A little too loose for my comfort today, followed by some bloating after lunch.
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Praying for a better tomorrow.

I’ve been laid up with a bad headache today so doubt I poop.
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Coach wrote:So, so day. A little too loose for my comfort today, followed by some bloating after lunch.
Update: No bowel movement, but bloating much better now.
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Random poop at 4pm (first of the day). Nothing fancy.
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weird mid-day poop with the vigor of a diarrhea but the texture of a semi-dry rabbit poop
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my body is conflicted
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Praying for a better tomorrow.

I’ve been laid up with a bad headache today so doubt I poop.
Well nevermind. Dropped another massive log.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Praying for a better tomorrow.

I’ve been laid up with a bad headache today so doubt I poop.
Well nevermind. Dropped another massive log.
Good to hear.

Keep that train rolling.
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congrats, lenny
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Thanks guys it was quite the shock since I had not ate much since yesterday's poop.
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How's your head feeling?
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JuanHamm wrote:How's your head feeling?
It's just lingering right now. I need to pop a few more ibuprofen. Hopefully i'm not up late tonight from sleeping a lot today.

Thank you for asking.
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